It's so hot?

Question

I am looking for the best "it's so hot..." one liners. a few of my favorites are....

It’s so hot…

The robins are laying their eggs sunny side up.

All the water buffalo at the zoo have evaporated.

the trees are whistling' for the dogs.

It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.

the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

What are some other good ones?

*please keep them clean

Update:

I'm beginning to believe that 4 seasons here are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

Baby it's so hot that the HABANERO peppers in my garden are hunting a shade

Answer 2

Its So Hot That

Source(s): https://shorte.im/a9yYa

Answer 3

its so hot... you can fry an egg on the sidewalk, its so hot I could go to hell to cool off..its so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog, so hot the hookers are giving discounts to Mr.softee the ice cream man, so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog...

Answer 4

It's so hot even the sun melted.

It's so hot that even the temperature a black hole can be considered frigid compared to it.

It's so hot that I'm suffering from heatstroke.

It's so hot that ice will sublime as soon as it hits the ground.

Answer 5

Its so hot by walking for 3 second you loss a hundred pound

Its so hot the house order an air-conditioner for itself

Answer 6

It´s so hot that the chocolate factory became a milkshake,

It´s so hot that Alaska turned into fish juice,

It´s so hot that you have to pee facing up because the pee turned into steam

Answer 7

It's so hot everyone's carrying water in their ten gallon hats.

Answer 8

It's so hot the temperature is to be continued...

Answer 9

It's so hot we threw ice in the pool.

Source(s): For real!

Answer 10

its so hot the little red guy jumped out from behind the bushes and burst into flames