Easy 2 points!! What's your favorite movie quote that makes you laugh every time you hear it?

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    "My husband says the largest penis ever recorded was 3 1/2". Is this true?"

    From the movie "Wagon's East" (the movie that John Candy was making when he died). Funniest movie ever!!!

  • 4 years ago

    •The pc. :) So wonderful! easily, i love it because it merely exhibits a true love. a real couple. i think like a loser when I watch it although, because i don't have a romance like that, now to not indicate a boyfriend.(yet easily, i'd really watch for the right man or woman then merely date round.) • The Pirates of the Caribbean videos. I lovee them! Haha.:) The actors are merely really large. Very witty. Sidenote: i respect the Harry Potter books and action pictures. I also lovee the Twilight books. i really merely see the flicks because i love the books. No, they don't look to be as large because the books, yet they don't look to be THAT terrible. i have considered worse.

  • 1 decade ago

    "HE'S TAKING THE KNIFE OUT OF THE CHEESE! Do you think he wants some cheese?"

    "Oh, you're a hedge!"

    "Where's the rest of this moose?"

    all from Dudley Moore's "Arthur" (If you have never seen it, go rent it, it has tons of great one liners!)

    newest fav though is:

    "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!"

    from Cars, spoken by Larry the Cable Guy

  • 1 decade ago

    Ocean's Eleven:

    Bobby: Ammunition.

    Danny: Phil Turrentine.

    Bobby: Dead.

    Danny: No s***t. On a job?

    Bobby: Skin cancer.

    Danny: You sent flowers?

    Bobby: I dated his wife for awhile.

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  • 1 decade ago

    " Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts!"

    Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Kip from Napoleon Dynamite "Don't be jealous I've been chatting on line with hot Chic's all day"

  • 1 decade ago

    "You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater." -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

    AND

    “I once thought I had mono for an entire year, but it turned out I was just really bored.”--( Mike Meyers Wayne’s World)

  • 1 decade ago

    Sixteen Candels

    I LOATHE the BUS

  • Alice
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Tony Montana (to Manny): you should have kept your mouth shut, they'd have thought you was a horse and let you out.

    From Scarface

  • 1 decade ago

    "I was expecting the rocky mountains to be to be a little rockyer than this."

    "Ya, I was thinking the same thing!"

    "That John Denver's full of **** man!"

    -Dumb & Dumber

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