How does Kim Jong Il keep winning the N. Korean lottery?

Question

PYONGYANG—After winning his ninth $10 million lottery jackpot in as many weeks, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il continues to be "stunned" by his good luck. "Certainly the fates smile with a benevolent countenance upon myself, the most Exalted Supreme Leader-For-Life of the great nation of Korea!" said Kim, who acts as Chairman of the National Democratic Council, Commander of the National Defense Commission, Supreme Director of the North Korean Powerball and MegaMillions Lotteries, and General Secretary of the Worker's Party of Korea. "Truly, heaven has blessed me once again with great wealth, as well as the love of my people!" The dictator said the winnings come at a particularly fortuitous time, as he is currently broke after spending all of his previous eight jackpots on plutonium.

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

awww, leave him alone - he's ronrey.lol

Answer 2

Maybe they have a super computer and cracked the code. And he gets to keep wining cause he's the leader. Too much of a coincidence...

Answer 3

I find this very interesting.

He really believes in heaven, eh?

Whoodathunkit?

Answer 4

HE'S THE ONE THAT PICKS THE NUMBERS.

Answer 5

it must be rigged