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Does anyone have the lyrics to Forbidden Broadway SVU Wickeder?
Forbidden Broadway Special Victims Unit Wickeder
- ballerina_kimLv 62 decades agoFavorite Answer
I wrote this out myself...
DEFYING CHENOWETH (Forbidden Broadway)
All: No Awards for Wicked...
K: Aren't you glad
I starred in Wicked
I'm Kristen Chenoweth beloved by you
But I've Been Co-Starred with you know who...
*sigh*...Fellow New Yorkians
I would like to introduce to you my beloved friend and glamorous co-star
We're both so happy
We're both so happy now
We're both so happy how
K: She gets the big ovation
I: But she's the big sensation
We both defer the final bow
Cause she's the bigger star
I'm glad your so popular
You've been on more tv show
And you've modeled clothes some would even call obscene
Oh, you're in all the PR shots and the promo spots
You even look attractive green
I: Yes I'm popular
But you're the more popular
You've even been Brantley's pet
an you've got a set
of pipe to rival Barbara Cook
you're the star who wrote the
im love and im famous book
Youre such a sweetie that my zero malice
is putting all my bitchiness into paralysis
Both: thank god you've chosen me to be your pal
your sister and advisor
youre bigger now than pfizer
you're in demand and
doo doo doo doo i love that youre popular
it must be your destiny to be big as me
Ill know youll make the bigger stir
I'm genuinely happy
youve become more populer
lar...ha la la
I: what a love fest
K: she's the bestest
Both: im glad youre so..pop-u-lar
(oh you're so pretty
...And now the tony for best actress in a musical
Oh Idina, wait before they announce the winner
let's make a blood oath no matter what happens whoever wins
we will always love eachother and remain the dearest of friends.
I: Yes always
..and the winner is: Idina Menzel in Wicked
HA! I am the star!
K: I hope your happy
I hope youre happy now
I hope your happy how
you stole from me the tony
you vulgar one trick pony
I: I am so happy
I am so happy now
I am so happy how I won your little tony
you cute obnoxious fony
K: you give me back my final bow
Both: and no one's happy
K: Idina...listen to me
we can still be friends
just say your sorry...
...and hand over the tony to me...
K: I mean:
Stephen Schwartz could use that tony
for he's never won before
you could save a starving writer
I: I know
Trust my wisdom
I don't want to anymore
Hum she doesn't want to i wonder why that's a thinker hum.
I'll be the star of wicked
after you leave the show
and once the cast has changed
I'll grab top billing when you go
it's time i try
i'm gonna fly
you're not the best in town
your losing your equilibrium that green paint seeped in your cerebrum
so dont dare try defying chenoweth
you're/I gonna die
ill wear the diva crown
No monkeys nooo monkeys
SO strap me in a harness
and hoist me up to the sky
in all the big shows lately
all the leading ladies have to fly
and hanging from the rafters
ill dangle like a blimp
pump up my volume
as i kill my flying chimp
and suddenly im defying sublty
with death defying lack of subtlty
ill capture world renound
ill blow the gershwin
i am the loudest witch in oz
and no one's gonna turn
my volume down
- Anonymous4 years ago
Forbidden Broadway LyricsSource(s): https://shrinks.im/baYjc
- 2 decades ago
Just got back from the newly revised FORBIDDEN BROADWAY:SVU, currently playing on 47th street. I saw the "original" SVU production twice while it was still at the Houseman. This was back in December and January, and I was at the time already very impressed by this particular FB installment.
The cast is one of the best all-around in years, and the material is fantastic- partly due to the genius known as Gerard and partly because Broadway is so ripe for parody these days. I have been highly recommending SVU to everyone who will listen to me, but I haven't had time to get back to the show until just this week. I wasn't in a huge rush (so many other shows to see) until I heard that Ron Bohmer would be leaving at the end of the week in order to go into WOMAN IN WHITE rehearsals.
So I caught the show last night and was not only pleasantly surprised at how good Jennifer Simard's replacement is (I wish I coulda seen Simard one more time), but I LOVED the new material that's been added since the show changed theatres in June. I went again tonight because I wanted to catch Ron one last time before he outgrows FB once again, and also to appreciate the fine new creations born from the mind of Mr Alessandrini.
Sadly some of the better bits from the earlier version (and the new album) have been cut because they involve shows that are now no longer with us. I missed the MILLIE bit, the Bernadette GYPSY, and the I AM MY OWN WIFE bits the most- but it is understandable why it was time for them to go. The show is noticeably shorter than I remember it being in January. It was at least 2 hrs before, now it barely clocks in at 1:40. I noticed that some of the remaining bits had been cut down a bit, and that the tempos felt pretty rushed compared to before. I wonder if there was some reason why they needed to truncate the performance time (ala Les Mis). Still FB:SVU remains a great parody and a great New York institution.
Some of my favorite new stuff includes:
- a witty, slightly-mean "Christina Applegate in CHARITY" bit
- an extremely mean, but hilariously masterful PIAZZA parody
- a brilliant Robert Goulet alone-onstage number where Ron Bohmer's impersonation is on par with that of Will Ferrell (with 100 times a better voice), only in a musical theatre context. I was nearly on the floor laughing.
- a CHITTY CHITTY medley which I won't comment on
- a few jabs at LENNON including a great "star turn" by Yoko in classic Yoko style
- a ridiculously irreverent argument between Kathleen Turner and Cherry Jones
I'd say the production is about 40% different from what it was when recorded for the album. Most of the important material was retained, though much of it was shuffled around to accommodate the necessary logistics of each new bit.
All in all, this is still one of the best FB's I know of, with what remains a top-notch cast. Newcomer Megan Lewis continues to amaze me, as does the versatile and dynamic Jason Mills. I am very happy that they will be with the show a bit longer. Jennifer Simard, you are missed. Ron Bohmer, you will be missed and I for one can't wait for WOMAN IN WHITE. Gerard, you remain a genius.
- RachelleLv 45 years ago
This may be feasible
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- Anonymous5 years ago
I think it depends