Rainy asked in 社會與文化語言 · 1 decade ago

急~~~一分鐘英文笑話....

請各位提供一下喔~~拜託了

一分鐘英文笑話,

不要太艱深

謝謝喔~

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  • 威威
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

    Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

    "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

    The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant! He shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

    "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

    "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

    一位婦女抱著嬰兒上了一輛巴士. 司機看了小孩一眼, 脫口而出: “那是我所看過最醜的嬰兒”.

    被惹火了, 婦人把車資用力扔進箱子, 走到車尾找了一個靠走道的位子. 坐她旁邊的男子感受到她的激動就問她怎麼啦.

    她氣憤的說: “巴士司機侮辱我.”

    男子同情的說: “為什麼? 他是公僕! 他不應出言侮辱乘客.”

    她說: “ 你說的對, 我想我應該過去告訴他我的想法.”

    男子說: “ 好主意, 妳的猴子我替妳抱住 "

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    瞭解一次、多一次的保障。尋找八大行業工作。必須謹慎小心一點。

    小巴常說:保險跟冒險只差一個字,意義卻是大不同!

    一通電話、一次詢問。都是為自己的著想。

  • 1 decade ago

    What is the name of Goddess of light and spring?

    答案hot spring

    冷笑話猜謎

    Source(s): 之前常用的笑話
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