宏益 asked in 社會與文化語言 · 1 decade ago

誰可以提供英文笑話 急需要10點

希望有人可以提共英文笑話給我 部要冷笑話喔 是真ㄉ好笑ㄉ 謝謝喔 急需要

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  • 1 decade ago
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    0. A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

    The officer looked at the man's photograph, questioned the wife, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.

    'Yes, please' she replied. 'Tell him Mother didn't come after all.'

    1. An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river. "Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

    "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

    "Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

    "Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

    2. An FAA inspector goes to check out Santa. They meet, and Santa shows him the fully loaded sleigh. The inspector checks out the equipment, the load balance, etc. "Everything's looking good, Mr. Claus, so it's time we move on to the flight test."

    They board the sleigh. "Why are you carrying a shotgun?," asks Santa.

    The FAA inspector replies, "In this test, you're going to lose an engine on take off.

    下面這個網站有很多笑話

    2006-04-26 09:27:35 補充:

    你可以填你的email,那網站會寄joke 到你的帳戶,我剛開始看的是滿高興的啦…後面的沒在看了…哈

    2006-04-26 09:28:09 補充:

    後來就沒在看…打錯了

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    瞭解一次、多一次的保障。尋找八大行業工作。必須謹慎小心一點。

    小巴常說:保險跟冒險只差一個字,意義卻是大不同!

    一通電話、一次詢問。都是為自己的著想。

  • 1 decade ago

    給你一個網站

    http://www.taconet.com.tw/ycceddy/

    進去後左邊第三個選項「英文笑話」,共有九篇,還不錯!!

    Source(s): 網路
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  • 1 decade ago

    Mathematics

    ROMANCE MATH

    Smart man+ smart woman=romance

    Smart man+ dumb woman=affair

    Dumb man+ smart woman=marriage

    Dumb man+ dumb woman=pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss+ smart employee=profit

    Smart boss+ dumb employee=production

    Dumb boss+ smart employee=promotion

    Dumb boss+ dumb employee

    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a hushabd

    A man never worries about the future untill he gets a wife

    A successful man is one who makes nore money than his wife can spend

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man

    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die

    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't

    Man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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