急急急~徵求英文翻譯高手!!!!急急急啦!!!

請翻譯以下的文字,太難的可以意思一樣即可!~謝謝啦~

~~~~~皇后偽裝的老婆婆本來要賣毒蘋果給白雪公主吃,這時她從窗戶看到公主正為菜刀太短,無法做菜給小矮人吃而苦惱,皇后有了新想法,決定賣起菜刀來~~~~~

皇后:「又長又銳利的菜刀,可以作出美味的菜肴」

~~~~~公主在廚房聽到馬上以操手刀姿勢快跑,結果剎車不及,被皇后所拿菜刀刺傷~~~~~

公主:「狗屎!好銳利的菜刀啊!」

皇后:「廢話,這是經七七四十九天極陰極寒所打造的金門鋼製菜刀」

~~~~~其實公主沒死,她有鐵奶罩護身,只是臉朝地撞到而昏倒,過數十分鐘,小矮人工作回來,發現公主趴在地上。公主慢慢醒來,發現自已全身是傷。

小矮人:「are you ok ?」

小矮人:「你餓了嗎?」

小矮人:「好啦!好啦!快去做東西來吃吧!」

~~~~~此時,壞皇后回到了城堡,又以百米速度去找魔鏡。~~~~~

皇后:「魔鏡啊!魔鏡啊~世上誰最美啊?」

魔鏡:「當然還是有鐵奶罩護身的白雪公主啊~」

~~~~~皇后氣死了!!!她決定要使出最終絕招…..皇后扮成老婆婆再次出動,這次他要用白雪公主最愛吃的炸雞來害死他。~~~~~

皇后:「有好吃的炸雞哦~好吃沒有毒的炸雞哦~」

~~~~~在屋子裡的公主聽到,又忍不住口饞,決定去買!~~~~~

公主:「給我一個外帶全家餐!」

皇后:「好的,請問要原味還是辣味?」

公主:「只要胡椒粉就好了,請快點~我餓了。」

~~~~~一手接過了全家餐後,馬上立即食用,吃了一口後,有了重大發現…..

公主:「這…這…這不是KFC!?」

皇后:「哈~哈~哈~這次終於死了吧!一定會死,因為你只能吃KFC的炸雞啦~哈~哈~哈~」

~~~~~小矮人回來發現公主死後,非常難過。

小矮人:「就不能不要這麼貪吃嗎?」

小矮人:「為什麼會有人吃炸雞而死啊?白痴!」

小矮人:「這個炸雞還不錯嘛!」

小矮人:「那~大家就不要浪費吧~快來吃吧!」

~~~~~這個故事告訴我們:「逃的過一時,逃不過一世」

王子出現…「我走錯了嗎?我走錯了嗎?這不是白雪公主嗎

Update:

gogo11072002@yahoo.com.tw是我的信箱~

這位高手~你真是太強了啦~哈~先謝謝你哦!!!

我會再po上一些上部的劇本,再請你幫個忙~謝謝~

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    The empress camouflages the granny originally must sell the poisonous apple to eat to Snow White,by now she saw from the window princess for kitchen knife too short,is unable to prepare food to the dwarf eats but is worried,the empress had the new idea,decided sells the kitchen knife to come.Empress:『The long sharp kitchen knife, may make the delicacy the cooked food』Princess hears in the kitchen to hold the hand knife posture quickly to run immediately, the result vehicle is inferior to,is taken by the empress the kitchen knife to stab.Princess:『Shit!Good sharp kitchen knife』Empress:『Idle talk,this is the Jinmen steel system kitchen knife which cold makes after 49 days negative poles』Princess  has not actually died, she has the hard bra guard,only is the face hits towards the place faints, to cross dozens of minutes,the dwarf works comes back, discovered princess lies prone on the place. Princess slowly wakes,discovered from has been cut and bruised all over.Dwarf: 『Are you ok?』Dwarf: 「Are you  hungry?」Dwarf: 『Is good!Good!West quickly plays the host eats.』this time,the bad empress returned to the castle,also looks for the evil spirit mirror by hundred meters speeds.Empress:『Evil spirit mirror!In the evil spirit mirror ~ world who is most beautiful?』Evil spirit mirror: 『Certainly or has Snow White~which the iron bra protects oneself』The empress irritated!!!She decided must cause finally the move.The empress plays the role of the granny to send out once more,this he wants to use the fried chicken which Snow White most likes eating to kill him.Empress: 『Has delicious fried chicken oh~delicious not poisonous fried chicken oh ~』Hears in room princess, also endures not to stop talking greedily,decided buys!

    2006-03-17 12:57:22 補充:

    Princess: 『Gives extra entire family for me meal!』Empress: 『Good, asked wants the original taste or to be hot?』Princess: 『So long as ground pepper good,a bit faster~I have been please hungry.』

    2006-03-17 12:58:32 補充:

    後頭字數太多 要不要留個信箱 我把完整版寄給你^^

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  • 5 years ago

    到下面的網址看看吧

    ▶▶http://qoozoo09260.pixnet.net/blog

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    上面的高手~你翻的很不錯耶~

    可以麻煩你翻一下嗎?

    因為是整組組員要來評分的~謝謝你啦!

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  • Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    你為什麼會在這區發問?

    同樣的文,你PO到英文區高手不是更多?

    這是我之前翻譯的,如果你不排斥我的劣作,我就幫你翻↓

    http://tw.knowledge.yahoo.com/question/?qid=130603...

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  • 1 decade ago

    很棒的script喔!

    可惜小妹自知英文不夠強,

    但是卻很有興趣來看看高手翻譯喔!

    2006-03-17 18:21:10 補充:

    天ㄚ‧‧‧

    又是一台翻譯機先生‧‧‧

    沒把握就別回答阿ˊˋ,

    會害人又害己的。

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