菲魚 asked in 社會與文化語言 · 1 decade ago

有趣的英文佳句!

一些比較有趣的英文佳句。

  例:

   California is a fine place to live--- if you happen to be an orange. ---Fred Allen

   加州是適合居住的地方----假如你碰巧是顆柳橙的話.

   One should love animals. They are so tasty.

   每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

 

    請附中英文哦!   謝謝大大^ ^\" 

Update:

哦! 真是謝謝你了^^

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    GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-著名女演員 莎莎嘉寶說的:我是一個了不得的housekeeper(家庭主婦) . 每次我離開一個男人, 我就keep他的house. (得到他的房子) Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.I think of them as stray eyebrows.-Janette Barber-A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-A man's got to do what a man's got to do.A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton-Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

    2006-03-07 16:21:58 補充:

    奇怪, 電腦有點兒問題, 怎麼句子的後半段都不見了. 若需要全句, 請寫E_MAIL給我吧.

    Source(s): 瑞~愛流浪, 也愛學英文
  • mista
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    1 decade ago

    Every man should marry... After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.每個人都該要結婚...畢竟,快樂並不是生命的全部.Save water… Shower with your girlfriend.要節約用水...儘量和女友一起洗澡.Love your neighbor... But don't get caught.愛你的鄰居...不過不要被抓包.The wise never marry… and when they marry they become otherwise.聰明人不會去結婚...而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了.Success is a relative term... It brings so many relatives.成功是一個相關名詞...他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚.Never put off the work till tomorrow… what you can put off today.要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差時再來想.Love is photogenic... It needs darkness to develop.愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.Children in backseats cause accidents... Accidents in backseat cause children.車子後座的小孩會導致意外...車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams..." So go to sleep."你的未來取決於你的夢想"...所以趕快去睡覺吧. "Hard work never killed anybody."… But why take the risk? "努力工作不會導致死亡!"...不過何必去冒險呢? God made relatives… Thanks God we can choose our friends.上天決定了誰是你的親戚...好在我們可以自己選擇朋友. When two's company… three's the result!兩個人有伴...但後果是早晚會不小心跑出第三個 A dress is like a barbed fence...It protects the premises without restricting the view.衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網...它阻止你貿然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看. The more you learn, the more you know…The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.書唸的越多,知道的越多...,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少,那麼又何必唸書呢?!

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