BONNIE asked in 社會與文化禮儀 · 1 decade ago

翻譯~幫幫忙~不要用電腦翻~謝謝囉

爸爸:

感謝上帝

賜我們吃

賜我們穿

賜我們颱風沒缺水

青菜真漂亮

賜我們繳稅會退稅

汽油沒漲價

賜我們電腦不當機

冰箱冷唧唧

隔壁住著林至零

兒子:

爸 別再講了 麵快爛了

上帝:

怕爛

你們就要改吃維力手打麵

不管你爸多會講

阿門以後

這碗麵還是Q塊塊 塊塊Q

等一下巷子口的Supermarket就要進貨囉

要記得買家庭號

才划得來哦

媽媽:

那我要卡緊企買

等我喔

我記ㄟ買家庭號ㄟ卡ㄟ合

Update:

我要翻譯英文~拜託拜託

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Daddy: Thank God to bestow us to eat bestows us to put on bestows our

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    bestow us to pay taxes meets the tax reimbursement gasoline not to

    rise in prices bestows our computer not when machine the refrigerator

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    Son: The father spoke the surface quickly to be rotten don't

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    strength to hit the surface no matter your father will be many can

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    on lane spigot Supermarket to have to stock with goods wants to

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  • 1 decade ago

    這是廣告詞~

    爸爸是個基督徒~吃東西前都要禱告~感謝上帝賜給他們吃、穿......等等

    因為爸爸很貪心要乞求太多事物~兒子怕麵~因為爸爸講太久~會糊掉爛掉

    要罷罷不要再講了~~~

    這個時候~上帝聽到了他們的對話~於是就告訴他們~怕麵會爛會糊~就去買維力手打麵~因為維力手打麵不怕煮太久~不怕放太久~順便告訴他們巷口的超級市場

    待會就會進貨了~要買家庭號(大包的)~才划算

    媽媽聽到了~就趕快準備去買~提醒自己要買大包的才划算

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