凱翔 asked in 社會與文化語言 · 1 decade ago

拜託幫我校正翻譯軟體翻出來的!

Eniarged pores? You bet─I’ve named some of them after lunar craters. Of course, I hadn’t realized large pores were a bad thing. Now I’m paying $150 for professionals to tell me just how imperfect I am.

Then It’s into the salon, with the mood lighting and the inini-yukata and the music that Was apparently written and performed by hobbits on Valium. If you listen closely, you can actually hear my Y chromosome unraveling. After the candling, I receive exfoliation and rejuvenation treatment. My skin is doused with gentle citric acids. I feel a deep, satisfying tingle; I haven’t been this relaxed since I accidentally mixed Ambien and Taiwanese cinema.

Eniarged疲勞? 的確─我’委內瑞拉命名某些的他們之後月球坑穴. 當然,我hadn’t認識到大的毛孔是壞的東西. 現在我’m支付 $是150名為了專業人員到告訴我僅僅如何有缺點的我.

既然這’s進入文藝沙龍,和語氣照明和這個inini-yukata和這個音樂那個顯然地被hobbits寫和履行上安定. 假如你聽接近,你實際上聽得見我的Y染色體拆開. 之後對光檢查,我收到脫落和返老還童對待. 我的皮膚被插入水中和溫和的檸檬酸. 我覺得深的,令人滿足的丁當聲; 我避難所’t是這鬆馳自從我偶然混合的Ambien和台灣的電影院.

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  • Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Enlarged pores? You bet─I've named some of them after lunar craters. Of course, I hadn't realized large pores were a bad thing. Now I'm paying $150 for professionals to tell me just how imperfect I am.

    毛孔擴張 ? 沒錯 - 我甚至還給他們都取了月球上坑洞的名字. 當然, 我從沒注意到擴大毛孔的壞處. 所以, 現在我以一小時 $ 150 的價格請了個專業人事來和我說說我的皮膚有多麼的不完美.

    Then It's into the salon, with the mood lighting and the inini-yukata and the music that was apparently written and performed by hobbits on Valium. If you listen closely, you can actually hear my Y chromosome unraveling.

    接下來就是去沙龍做保養. 裡面有著他們的柔和燈光和特製浴衣 (inini-yukata 是高級沙龍內一進去就會換上像和服的浴衣 ) 和簡直是過度服用鎮定劑的巫師所寫出來的音樂 (形容節奏很慢的新世代音樂 在這裡代有嘲諷意味) . . . 如果你仔細的聽 . . . 你甚至可以聽到我的 Y 染色體在分裂 (形容和表示這音樂真的節奏很慢很慢很無聊).

    After the candling, I receive exfoliation and rejuvenation treatment. My skin is doused with gentle citric acids. I feel a deep, satisfying tingle; I haven't been this relaxed since I accidentally mixed Ambien and Taiwanese cinema.

    在蠟燭燒完後, 他們幫我做去角質和保濕潤澤的美容. 我的皮膚在溫和的檸檬酸滋潤中, 那還真是種深入又令人滿足的潔淨感. 在我不小心參雜安眠藥和台灣電影後, 我還從未感受到如此的舒適呢 !

    2005-12-31 09:32:08 補充:

    對不起 我又看了一下

    是 專業人士

    和 帶有嘲諷意味

    對不起 之前沒注意到

    Source(s): 自己
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  • 北北
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

     Enlarged pores?  擴大的毛孔嗎?  You bet I've named some of them after lunar craters. 你打賭我在月火山口之後已經命名他們中的一些。  Of course, I hadn't realized large pores were a bad thing. 當然,我沒意識到大的毛孔是一件壞事。  Now I'm paying $150 for professionals to tell me just how imperfect I am.  現下我正支付150 美元專業人士只告訴我我多么不完全。 Then It's into the salon, with the mood lighting and the inini-yukata and the music that Was apparently written and performed by hobbits on Valium. 然後它是進沙龍,有風格點燃和inini浴衣和在Valium上被hobbits 顯然寫並且作秀的音樂。  If you listen closely, you can actually hear my Y chromosome unraveling. 如果你仔細聽,你實際上能聽到我的Y染色體拆開。  After the candling, I receive exfoliation and rejuvenation treatment.  在candling之後,我收到exfoliation 和復原處理。  My skin is doused with gentle citric acids. 我的皮膚被溫和的枸櫞酸突然浸入。  I feel a deep, satisfying tingle; I haven't been this relaxed since I accidentally mixed Ambient and Taiwanese cinema. 我感到深,滿足的刺痛; 自從我偶然混合周遭和台灣電影院,我不是放鬆的這。

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