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Anonymous asked in 社會與文化語言 · 1 decade ago

拜託幫我校正翻譯軟體翻出來的!

This is what it takes to be a modem metro sexual: I’m lying on my side on a black leather lounger, dressed in a yukata robe that ends about mid-thigh, soothing New Age music on the stereo, a buming candle jammed in my ear. My skin care specialist explains that the hollow candle will create a gentle vacuum to draw out excess ear wax, impurities, maybe some loose change. I’m somewhat dubious─with a 20-cm candle sticking out the side of my head, I feel less like David Beckham than a human birthday cake─but this technique was used by the ancient Egyptians, and a civilization that knew how to extract the brain via the nose probably had no trouble removing waxy buildup. After 20 minutes, the specialist plucks out the candle, cuts it open and proudly shows me the gobs of crumbly stuff that emerged from my ears. Sure, she probably nipped a little brain matter, too, but who needs IQ pcints? I’m going to be pretty!

I haven’t always wanted to be pretty. I was always taught that pretty was reserved for girls, and possibly men named Giorgio. But there is a new breed of guy out there, men who stock their medicine cabinets with skin creams and exfoliators, unlike the rest of us who use them store excess beer.

由於翻譯軟體翻出來很怪~~~但是我真的來不及做這作業了!!請各位能幫我校正多少就校正多少吧!!!感激不盡~~以下是翻譯軟體所翻出來ㄉ~~

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痛苦的生存漂亮的

這是什麼它佔領是數據機地鐵性的: 我’m橫臥在我的邊在一黑皮革閒蕩的人, 穿著在一yukata長袍那個末端關於中部-大腿, 安慰新時代音樂準時地立體音響, 一buming蠟燭擠進在我的耳朵. 我的皮膚注意專家解釋空的蠟燭會創造的溫和的用吸塵器打掃抽出過度的耳垢,不純,大概某些零錢. 我’m有些猶豫不決的─和20-公分蠟燭豎起旁邊的好頭痛,我覺得少的如同大衛Beckham比人的生日蛋糕─但是這技術是使用經由這舊埃及人, 和一文明國家那個知道如何擷取這腦經由這鼻大概有不憂慮removing像蠟累積. 之後20個分鐘,專家撥去毛出蠟燭,快走開著的和驕傲地給我看凝塊的易碎的自出現我的耳朵的材料. 確信,她大概夾一些腦事件,也,但是必須智力商數pcints的人? 我’m將要成為漂亮的!

我避難所’t總是想要是漂亮的. 我總是被教書漂亮的是保留給女孩子的,和可能地男人命名Giorgio. 但是有一新生育的傢伙外面, 男人誰存貨他們的藥箱和皮奶油和exfoliators, 不像其餘的我們誰使用他們貯藏超過啤酒.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    我盡力照語意翻譯...但是有一些字應該是打字錯誤吧

    第一句中,應該是modern而不是modem吧。

    第二句中,應該是burning candle

    還有蠻多的...

    這就是所謂的「現代都會型男」:我側躺在黑色皮革的貴妃椅上,身上穿著長度只達大腿的浴衣袍子,音響播放著撫慰人心的新世紀音樂,耳朵裡還塞了根燃燒的蠟燭。我的護膚專家說明,這根空心蠟燭會造成輕微的真空狀態,能吸出多餘的耳垢跟髒污,可能還能吸出我亂放的零錢吧。我有些懷疑--頭旁邊插著一根20公分的蠟燭,我覺得自己不像貝克漢,倒像個生日蛋糕--但是這項技術是古埃及時代使用的;我想一個有辦法從鼻子拉出大腦的文明,應該能輕易去除蠟化的組織吧。20分鐘後,護膚專家輕輕摘下蠟燭,把蠟燭切開並驕傲地向我展示裡頭一塊一塊易碎的、從我耳朵裡吸出的不明物體。當然她可能也拿掉我一些腦組織,但是誰需要IQ呢?我要變美啦!

    我並不是一直想要變得美麗。長久以來我被教導:美麗是女人的專利,或許也是名叫喬治亞的男人的專利。但是現在世上多了一支新種男人,一群會在醫藥櫥裡放上護膚乳液跟面膜的男人;不像我們其他人,只會在那裡囤積額外的啤酒。

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