A：我可以幫你嗎？ B：我想要一份熱狗‧ A：對ㄅ起，我ㄇ沒賣熱狗！ B：那給我一ㄍ豬肉漢堡‧ A：對ㄅ起，現在病死豬肉太多ㄌ，我ㄇㄅ供應豬肉！ B：一份薯條！ A：今天ㄅ供應薯條，抱歉！ B：我要一份雞塊和可樂！ A：對ㄅ起，剛剛ㄉ那位客人把雞塊和所有ㄉ飲料和冰淇淋都包走ㄌ！ B：你ㄇ這家甚ㄇ爛店！ A：先生，我ㄇ有老鼠肉漢堡，要ㄇ？ B：老鼠肉？我以後ㄅ會在來ㄌ！
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
You are in the fast food restaurantA: What can I do for you? B: I wanna order a hot dog, please. A: I am sorry, but we don't sell it. B: Oh...well, may I order a pork hamburger?(麥當勞沒有賣豬肉吧@@"大多是牛肉)A: I am sorry that I can't serve it because pig carcrass is a big trouble.B: Well... may I take French Fries out?A: Sorry, we don't serve them today. B: ...Uh...do you serve chicken nuggets and cokes?A: I am sorry that they are sold out because the guest just bought all of chicken nuggets, soft drinks, and ice cream.B: What a silly restaurant! ALL ASS-HOLE!@@"好爛的店喔! XXX
A: Sir, please calm down, we still serve rat-meatburgers. Will you like to order for one?
B: .....rat-meatburgers? What's that? ...鼠肉堡??蝦咪碗糕?
A: Sir, they are all made from fresh mice, and we ratted and made them by ourselves.
And only we serve this meal. Would you give it a try?
B: .....Could you make it half raw? 喔...那五分熟吧!(這個客人也是神經病@@")
A: Oh~You are the expert!(套用某個速食店的話@@") If you soaked it with a lot of mustard and catchup, it will be the most delicious food in the world!(在掰啊...=.=|||)
B: Um...it sounds good!(才怪@@") 嗯...聽起來好像不賴耶!
A: That's right~ if you ordered it, you will become the first guest who order a rat-meatburger. And you will receive a valuable gift!當然嚕~若你點這份餐, 你就是第一位點鼠肉堡的客人~那你可以獲得很好的禮物
B: Oh, really? How attractive it is~ Ok! I want one.真的嗎 好棒喔!那我點一份好了
A: Oh~ thank you very much! Oh! I forgot telling you the price! It is only cost you 100 US dollars! 太感謝您了!喔~忘了跟你說價格~這樣總共100元美金(3500台幣)
B: What? 100 dollars? You must be kidding! 蝦毀??100元?你說笑喔
A: No! I am serious. 沒啊~是真的啊
B: How come so expensive? It's only one rat-miceburger!哪有可能?我才點一份鼠肉堡耶!
A: Yes, but we serve you the valuable gift, too. You have to pay taxes on it!沒錯啊~但是因為你可以拿那份大禮, 所以你還要再付稅
B: Oh, god d-a-m-n it... what is that in the gift? 哇咧靠X機X咧...那份大禮是什麼啊?
A: Well, it is only packed rat-meat for one ton. How best it is! I think you'll like it very much~ 嗯~裡面有1噸的老鼠肉啊! 很棒喔~我想你會滿意的
B: G-O-D-D-A-M-N You!! You such a crazy fool! I must leave now! Goodbye.
2005-11-18 20:14:14 補充：
A: Hey!!! Come back! Please! 喂~賣造啦!拜託咧...
B: (Show a middle finger to the clerk...) (對那個店員比中指...Orz...)|||= ~ =a
2005-11-18 20:15:04 補充：
- 1 decade ago
A: Can I help you?
B : I want a hot dog.
A: Sorry, We don't sell hot dogs.
B: Then give me a pork burger.
A: Sorry, there are too many pork come from ill pigs these days, we don't supply porks.
B: One serve of French Fries!
A: We don't supply French Fries today, sorry.
B: I want a serve of chicken nuggets and coke!
A: Sorry, the customer just left just bought all the chicken nuggets, drinks and ice-cream!
B: This shop sucks!
A: Sir, we got rat meat burger, do you want it?
B: Rat meat? I will never come again!
- Anonymous1 decade ago