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三隻小豬改編板

在一座山裡,有一個村莊中住著一隻大野狼.

本來村莊中有許多的動物過著快樂的生活.

但是都被殘暴的大野狼吃了!

在一個晴天中,這三隻豬到這山中探險,

並決定在此住下以培養自己獨立的個性!

不同於童話故事中的三隻公豬,

本故事是三隻母豬的奇幻旅程!

大姐名叫西瓜,二姐是鳳梨,三妹是香蕉.

跟我們都知道的故事一樣...

他們三姊妹開始搭建他們的房子.

大野狼起了色心,並且也想吃掉這三隻豐滿的母豬.

於是心理盤算著他的計畫...

西瓜是隻很肥很懶的豬,因此用乾稻草就隨便搭建好了他的家.

鳳梨是隻狡猾的豬,對他來說應該要蓋個堅固又不會費力太多的房子.

於是他用木材蓋了他的房子.

此時的大野狼正在山裡練習他的肺活量,

想吹倒這些母豬的房子,然後吃了他們!

小妹香蕉是隻聰明伶俐的豬,因為他看過三隻小豬這個童話故事了.

所以對於缺乏想像力的結局相當輕視.

香蕉沒有蓋房子,它只是搭起大洋傘.帶著墨鏡.穿著比基尼

在太陽下做日光浴...

"哈哈我要吃了你們這三隻可口的豬!"大野狼心裡想

網這三隻豬的房子走去...

呼~~~~~ 西瓜用稻草蓋的房子倒了! 大野狼順利的吃了第一隻豬.

呼~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~

鳳梨的木屋終於被吹倒了!

大野狼又累又餓,因此鳳梨也被吃了.

剩下一隻豬!

香蕉正輕鬆的享受日光浴.

大野狼一看見香蕉馬上就起了色心!

香蕉是如此的性感.如此的迷人

大野狼不想吃掉香蕉.大野狼要香蕉做他的新娘!

香蕉假裝思考後答應了.大野狼粗魯的親吻香蕉.

此時香蕉粗魯的咬了大野狼的舌頭

大野狼痛的跳起來剛好撞到樹暈倒了.

香蕉拿起剪刀減開大野狼的肚皮救出兩個姐姐.

並塞石頭在大野狼的肚中然後縫上.

大野狼醒來之後找不到他的新娘,

但覺得口渴去河邊河水...

因為肚子太重,就摔進河裡淹死了!

從此三隻豬過著幸福快樂的日子!

這故事告訴我們:

應該及時利用雄性的色心!

當然不是!這是個玩笑!

記得:

危急時動腦可以救你一命!

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    2 decades ago
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    在一座山裡,有一個村莊中住著一隻大野狼.

    In the mountains, there is a village where the big bad wolf lives.

    本來村莊中有許多的動物過著快樂的生活.

    The village used to have many animals living happily

    但是都被殘暴的大野狼吃了!

    However, they were all eaten by the brutal wolf!

    在一個晴天中,這三隻豬到這山中探險,

    One fine day. three little pigs ventured into the mountains

    並決定在此住下以培養自己獨立的個性!

    They decided to live there to develop their independence.

    不同於童話故事中的三隻公豬,

    Differing to the original story of three male pigs

    本故事是三隻母豬的奇幻旅程!

    The piggies in out story are all females and their incredible journey.

    大姐名叫西瓜,二姐是鳳梨,三妹是香蕉.

    The eldest sister is called Aatermelon, the second sister is called Pineapple, and the youngest is Banana

    跟我們都知道的故事一樣...

    Like the story that we were use to...

    他們三姊妹開始搭建他們的房子.

    They began to build their own houses.

    大野狼起了色心,並且也想吃掉這三隻豐滿的母豬.

    The big bad wolf started to have dirty thoughts, and he wanted to devour these three plump pigs

    於是心理盤算著他的計畫...

    So he deviced a plan

    西瓜是隻很肥很懶的豬,因此用乾稻草就隨便搭建好了他的家.

    Watermelon is a very fat and lazy pig. She bulit her house out of straw

    鳳梨是隻狡猾的豬,對他來說應該要蓋個堅固又不會費力太多的房子.

    Pineapple is a cunning pig. For her, she wanted to build a sturdy house, which does not require too much hard work

    於是他用木材蓋了他的房子.

    So she used timber to build her house.

    此時的大野狼正在山裡練習他的肺活量,

    At this moment, the wolf is pracising his lung capacity in the mountains

    想吹倒這些母豬的房子,然後吃了他們!

    in order to be able to blow down the pigs' house and eat them all!

    小妹香蕉是隻聰明伶俐的豬,因為他看過三隻小豬這個童話故事了.

    Banana is a clever pig, because she had already read the story of the three little pigs

    所以對於缺乏想像力的結局相當輕視.

    So she was very sceptical about the lack of imagination that created the ending

    香蕉沒有蓋房子,它只是搭起大洋傘.帶著墨鏡.穿著比基尼

    Banana did not build a house. She simply just put up a big umbrella, wore her bikini and put on her sun glasses

    在太陽下做日光浴...

    and was sun-bathing

    "哈哈我要吃了你們這三隻可口的豬!"大野狼心裡想

    "Haha, I shall gobble all three of you fat pigs!" The wolf thought

    網這三隻豬的房子走去...

    He began to walk towards the three pigs' house

    呼~~~~~ 西瓜用稻草蓋的房子倒了! 大野狼順利的吃了第一隻豬.

    "Whooooosh" The straw house built by Watermelon collapsed, and the wolf got his successful first meal.

    呼~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~ 呼~~~~~~

    "Whooosh~~~Whooosh~~~Whooooosh~Whooosh~~~'

    鳳梨的木屋終於被吹倒了!

    Pineapple's timer house got blown down

    大野狼又累又餓,因此鳳梨也被吃了.

    The wolf was tired and hungry, and so pineapple was devoured.

    剩下一隻豬!

    One more pig left!

    香蕉正輕鬆的享受日光浴.

    Banana was enjoying a relaxing sun bathe

    大野狼一看見香蕉馬上就起了色心!

    The wolf instantly had dirty thoughts when he saw Banana

    香蕉是如此的性感.如此的迷人

    Banana was so sexy and charming

    大野狼不想吃掉香蕉.大野狼要香蕉做他的新娘!

    The wolf did not want to finish off Banana. He wanted Banana to be his bride!

    香蕉假裝思考後答應了.大野狼粗魯的親吻香蕉.

    Banana pretended to give the matter a thought, but agree in the end. The wolf kissed Banana roughly.

    此時香蕉粗魯的咬了大野狼的舌頭

    At that moment, Banana bit hard on the wolf's tongue

    大野狼痛的跳起來剛好撞到樹暈倒了.

    The wolf jumped up because of the pain, and hit his head on a tree and fainted

    香蕉拿起剪刀減開大野狼的肚皮救出兩個姐姐.

    Banana took out scissors and cut open the wolf's belly, and saved her two sisters

    並塞石頭在大野狼的肚中然後縫上.

    She then stuffed rocks into the wolf's stomach and then stitched it close

    大野狼醒來之後找不到他的新娘,

    When the wolf woke up he could not find his bride

    但覺得口渴去河邊河水...

    But felt thirsty so he went down to the river to get a drink

    因為肚子太重,就摔進河裡淹死了!

    But because his stomach was too heavy. the wolf fell into the river and drowned

    從此三隻豬過著幸福快樂的日子!

    And so the three pigs lived happily ever after!

    這故事告訴我們:

    The moral of the story

    應該及時利用雄性的色心!

    Utilize the heart of the male

    當然不是!這是個玩笑!

    Of course! It's just a joke!

    記得:

    Remember

    危急時動腦可以救你一命!

    Judge on the situation can save your life!

    Source(s): me一字一字打出來ㄉ
  • 2 decades ago

    Three small pigs reorganizations board in a mountain, in some village lives a big wild wolf In the original village has ornamental hairpin h the animal joyful life But all is eaten by the cruel big wild wolf! In a cloudless day, explore these three pigs to this mountain in, and the decision stays in this raises the oneself independent individuality! Is different in the fairy tale story three boars, this story is three sows 奇幻 the journey! Eldest sister the name is called the watermelon, two elder sisters are the pineapples, three younger sisters are the banana The story all knew which with us is same... their three sisters to start to build their house The big wild wolf got up the color heart, and also wants to eat these three plentiful sows Thereupon the psychology calculates his plan... watermelon is only the very fat very lazy pig, therefore on casually built his family with the dry straw The pineapple is only the sly pig, to him said should want 賒 荌 磼 T not to be able to take the trouble too many houses Thereupon he uses the lumber to tempt F his house In this time big wild wolf mountain is practicing his vital capacity, wants to blow down these sows the house, then has eaten them! The younger sister banana is only the intelligent clever pig, because he has looked at three young pigs this fairy tales story Therefore quite despises regarding the deficient imagination result Banana 貍 苳 l, it only has not be

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  • 2 decades ago

    Three piglets adapt the board  In a mountain, a big wolf lives in a village. Actually a lot of animals lived a happy life in the village. But been eaten by the big cruel and ferocious wolf! In a fine day, these three pigs go to this mountain to explore, And determine to stay in order to train one's own independent individual character here! Different from three boars in the children's story, This story is magical journey of three sows! The elder sister is a water-melon, the second elder sister is a pineapple, three sisters are bananas. The same as story that all of us know ... Three sisters of theirs begin to put up their house. Big wolf blow color heart , is it eat up three plump sow these to want too. Then calculating his plan in psychology ... Water-melon fat lazy pig very very only, is it build up house of him to put up at will with the universe straw. Pineapple only pig when is cunning,it should have wanted not covering piece the firm for him and can too many house not strenuous. Then he has built his house with the timber . The large wolf at this moment is practising his vital capacity in the mountain, Want to blow down the houses of these sows, then eaten to them! Little sister banana only clever and sensible pig, because he watch three piglet these children's story. So for lacking and imagining the final result of strength quite despising. The banana has not built the house , it just sets up the ocean umbrella. Taking the sunglasses. Wear bikinies  Make sunbath under the sun ... "It is eaten that I have wanted these three delicious pigs of yours heartily! " The big wolf thinks in the heart  The house of the network , these three pigs , walks ... Hu ~~~~~ Have fallen in the house where the water-melon built with the straw! The big wolf has eaten the first pig smoothly. Hu ~~~~~ Hu ~~~~~~ Hu~~~~~~Hu ~~~~~~ Hu~~~~~~Hu ~~~~~~ Hu~~~~~~ The log cabin of the pineapple was blown down at last! The big wolf is tired and hungry, so the pineapple has been eaten. There is a pig left! The banana is relaxed to enjoy sunbath. Big wolf blow color heart once seeing bananas at once! The banana is the sexuality like this. So pleasant  The big wolf does not want to eat up bananas . The big wolf wants the banana to cook his bride! Promise after the banana is pretended to think. The big wolf kisses the banana roughly . Tongue which bit the big wolf that the banana is rough at this moment  The jumping up and just falling in a swoon to the tree of great wolf's pain. The banana is picked up the scissors reduce the belly which open the big wolf and rescue two elder sisters. And on filling in the stone in the belly of the big wolf then sewing. Can't find his bride after the big wolf wakes up, But think to go to the river of bank of the river thirstily ... Because the stomach is too heavy, it is drowned to fall into river! Happy life that three pigs lived the happiness from then on! This story tells us: Should utilize the male color heart in time ! Of course not! This is a joke ! Remember: Can save your life to move the brain when being critical!

    Source(s): Dr...eye
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