Yiao Ming was asked by his teacher to go home and find out what is 1+1=?
At home, he asked his dad, who was seeing 4D(lottery), what was 1+1=? . His dad who striked $500 shouted " $500 "
Then he went to ask his younger brother, who was playing his toys, what was 1+1=? . His brother shouted:" YOU DAMN BLOODY BASTARD "
He went to the kitchen to ask his mom, who was cutting vegetables with a thin blunt knife, what was 1+1=? . His mom replied:" the thicker the better... "
He went out of the kitchen and ask his grandma what was 1+1=? . His grandma moaned:" wo de yao hao tong worz "
Then he went to watch a show which ended with " I'll b back!!! "
The next day, he went back to school and his teacher ask him again:" Yiao Ming, what is 1+1?"
Yiao Ming replied:"500"
One of his friend stood up and said" Yiao Ming...you so stupid???"
Yiao Ming replied:" YOU DAMN BLOODY BASTARD "
His teacher then brought him to the general office to see the principal. The principal asked Yiao Ming" how thick do you want the cane to be??? "
Yiao Ming replied:" the thicker the better... "
After being caned a few strokes, Yiao Ming moaned:" wo de yao hao tong worz "
His angry principal shouted at him to GET OUT OF THE ROOM
Yiao Ming replied: "I'll b back!!!"