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Anonymous asked in 社會與文化語言 · 1 decade ago

英文的笑話

英文笑話

單字最好簡單易懂的

請給我英文&中文翻譯

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    英文版:

    Yiao Ming was asked by his teacher to go home and find out what is 1+1=?

    At home, he asked his dad, who was seeing 4D(lottery), what was 1+1=? . His dad who striked $500 shouted " $500 "

    Then he went to ask his younger brother, who was playing his toys, what was 1+1=? . His brother shouted:" YOU DAMN BLOODY BASTARD "

    He went to the kitchen to ask his mom, who was cutting vegetables with a thin blunt knife, what was 1+1=? . His mom replied:" the thicker the better... "

    He went out of the kitchen and ask his grandma what was 1+1=? . His grandma moaned:" wo de yao hao tong worz "

    Then he went to watch a show which ended with " I'll b back!!! "

    The next day, he went back to school and his teacher ask him again:" Yiao Ming, what is 1+1?"

    Yiao Ming replied:"500"

    One of his friend stood up and said" Yiao Ming...you so stupid???"

    Yiao Ming replied:" YOU DAMN BLOODY BASTARD "

    His teacher then brought him to the general office to see the principal. The principal asked Yiao Ming" how thick do you want the cane to be??? "

    Yiao Ming replied:" the thicker the better... "

    After being caned a few strokes, Yiao Ming moaned:" wo de yao hao tong worz "

    His angry principal shouted at him to GET OUT OF THE ROOM

    Yiao Ming replied: "I'll b back!!!"

    中文版:

      老師要求姚明回家查一加一是什麼。

      在家裡,他問正在看樂透的爸爸:「什麼是1+1?」他那中了五百塊的的爸爸大喊:「五百!」

      然後他問正在丸玩具的弟弟:「什麼是1+1?」他弟弟吼回去:「你這死x人!」(x是啥字我就不方便講了)

      他走去廚房問正在用又細又鈍的刀切菜的媽媽:「什麼是1+1?」他媽媽回答:「愈粗愈好用!」

      他走出廚房去問他奶奶:「什麼是1+1?」他奶奶呻吟:「我的腰好痛喔!」

      之後,他看了一場秀,(主角)最後說了一句:「我會回來的!」

      隔天,他回去學校,他老師問他:「姚明,什麼是1+1?」姚明回答:「五百!」

      一個他的同學站起來說:「姚明,你怎麼這麼笨?」姚明回答:「你這個死x人!」

      他的老師很生氣,把他帶到校長室見校長。校長問他:「你要用多粗的藤條打你呀?」姚明說:「愈粗愈好!」

      姚明在一陣處罰之後,呻吟的說:「我的腰好痛喔!」

      生氣的校長要他滾出校長室。姚明說:「我會回來的」

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    冷......

    PS 這些翻譯是我自己翻的,可能沒有翻譯官這麼好,但是應該足以讓你了解...

    有些我並不是完全照著翻譯,所以可能不是很正確..

    Source(s): 我自己& 英文網頁
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