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中翻英-笑話3則

1.有一天 一個人走在路上 看見一坨大便 旁邊寫著"這是大便" 於是他就吃了一口

然後說"這真的是大便ㄝ"

2.一天 3人走在路上 看見一坨大便 第一個人摸了一下說"這是大便ㄝ" 第二個人

聞了一下說"這是大便ㄝ" 第三個人吃了一口說"這是大便ㄝ" 此時 三人同聲

"好險沒踩到"

3.一天 白媽媽和黑媽媽在餵奶(母奶) 白媽媽的小孩喝到一半就不喝了 此時他說

"我要喝旁邊巧克力口味的"

用詞不用太難

文法要對

不要有錯字

Update:

拜託

用詞太深了吧

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago
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    1.有一天 一個人走在路上 看見一坨大便 旁邊寫著"這是大便" 於是他就吃了一口

    然後說"這真的是大便ㄝ"

    1. Once there was a person walking, he saw a bunch of poo on the ground. Next to it said 'this is shit', then he took a bite and said 'this is real shit!'

    2.一天 3人走在路上 看見一坨大便 第一個人摸了一下說"這是大便ㄝ" 第二個人

    聞了一下說"這是大便ㄝ" 第三個人吃了一口說"這是大便ㄝ" 此時 三人同聲

    "好險沒踩到"

    2. Once there were three men walking, they saw a bunch of poo on the ground, the first person touched the bunch and said 'this is shit.', the second person smelled it and said 'this is real shit.', the third person took a bite and said 'this is really a bunch of shit.' At once three of them said 'Thank god we didn't step on it.'

    3.一天 白媽媽和黑媽媽在餵奶(母奶) 白媽媽的小孩喝到一半就不喝了 此時他說

    "我要喝旁邊巧克力口味的"

    3. Once a white mom and a black mom were breastfeeding their children, suddenly the white mom's baby stopped sucking and said 'I want to have chocolate flavored milk.'

    我盡量翻口語化一點,這笑話真有挑戰性。

    Source(s): 自己翻的
  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    1.有一天 一個人走在路上 看見一坨大便 旁邊寫著"這是大便" 於是他就吃了一口

    然後說"這真的是大便ㄝ"

    Someday there is a person walking on teh street and sees a pile of poo. There is a sign that says "This is shit", so he took a bite out of it and said " This is REAL shit eh!!"

    一天 3人走在路上 看見一坨大便 第一個人摸了一下說"這是大便ㄝ" 第二個人

    聞了一下說"這是大便ㄝ" 第三個人吃了一口說"這是大便ㄝ" 此時 三人同聲

    "好險沒踩到"

    One day, there are three people walking on the street and see a pile of shit. The first person touched it and said "This is shit eh". The second person took a smell and said "This is shit eh". The third person took a bite out of it and said "This is shit eh". All three people said at the same time "so lucky we didn't step on it"

    3.一天 白媽媽和黑媽媽在餵奶(母奶) 白媽媽的小孩喝到一半就不喝了 此時他說

    "我要喝旁邊巧克力口味的"

    One day, White mama and Black mama are breastfeeding their kids. White mama's kid refuse to drink anymore in the middle of the feeding. The kid said: I want to drink the chocalate flavor one that's next to us!!.

    Source(s): my brain.
  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    1. Someday a individual walk see an thread of excrement beside write on the way "This is excrement "And then he eat a

    Then say "This really be excrementㄝ "

    2. A day 3 person walks see an thread of excrement the 1st individual touch one time say on the way "This is excrementㄝ "The second individual

    Hear of one time say "This is excrementㄝ "The third individual eat a say "This is excrementㄝ "This moment three persons with one voice

    "Good dangerous do not tromp go "

    3. A day white mother and black mother is breast-feeding (Breast milk)White mother's child drinks go half not drink this moment he say

    "I want drink beside chocolate taste's "

    Source(s): 翻譯系統~~
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