Anonymous
Anonymous asked in 社會與文化語言 · 2 decades ago

國中英文5題

1.What do you get when you step on a grape?

2.Waiter,do you serve rabbits in this restaurant?

3.If I have six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other .What would I have?

4.Doctor,Doctor...,my son ate a pen ,what shold I do?

5.Why do the soccer players have so much trouble eating in the playground?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 decades ago
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    1.What do you get when you step on a grape? A. You got grape jams and grape juice.2.Waiter,do you serve rabbits in this restaurant? A. Yes we do, how do you like your rabbits to be cooked?3.If I have six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other .What would I have? A. I will juggle them all togather.4.Doctor,Doctor...,my son ate a pen ,what shold I do? A. Don't forget eraser, swallow with water 2 to 4 pieces, depends on how long is the pencel.5.Why do the soccer players have so much trouble eating in the playground?A. They like to kick something, they kick each others all the time.

    2005-08-08 17:09:34 補充:

    I have no clue what it is, i just go with my instinct.

    2005-08-09 09:19:43 補充:

    這...怕你老師會海K你一頓吧?

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    英翻中

    1.當你跨步在葡萄你得到什麼?

    2.侍者,這家餐館供食兔子嗎?

    3.如果我有六個橘子在手裡而七個蘋果在另外一隻手。我能得到什麼?

    4.醫生,醫生...,我的兒子吃了一支筆,我該怎麼做?

    5.為什麼足球運動員在廠上吃東西會有那麼多的麻煩

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    請問你是要"中文翻譯"還是要"回答"~!?

  • 2 decades ago

    1. 你踩在葡萄上得到什麼?

    2. 服務員,這餐廳有沒有兔子料理?

    3. 要是我有六個橘子在一隻手上 跟7個蘋果再另外一隻 我一共有什麼?

    4. 醫生 醫生 我兒子吞了一隻筆 我該怎麼辦?

    5. 為什麼足球球員在球場上有許多吃的問題?

    (為什麼足球球員在球場上吃會有許多問題?)

    這問題問法怪怪的... 可以雙面解析

    2005-08-08 14:25:46 補充:

    感謝 mimi 我一直想不出來中文怎麼講才順點 ㄎㄎ 採用它的^^

    2005-08-08 15:01:41 補充:

    WAHAHAHAHA I love ur answer Egghead. Were these questions from some kind of brain teaser?

    2005-08-08 18:07:59 補充:

    They are bloody good answers!!! 開板的 選Egghead 她答案酷斃了!!

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