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超人特攻隊的英文台詞

如題 誰有超人特攻隊的英文台詞

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    我只有貼到第十幕,其他的都在網站上勒

    ________________SCENE 1__________

    MR. INCREDIBLE

    Is this on?

    INTERVIEWER

    That's fine.

    MR. INCREDIBLE

    I can break through walls, I just can't...

    INTERVIEWER

    That's fine.

    MR. INCREDIBLE

    I can't get this on.

    INTERVIEWER

    So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity?

    MR. INCREDIBLE

    Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

    ELASTIGIRL

    Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know what I mean?

    FROZONE

    Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.

    MR. INCREDIBLE

    No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?''

    INTERVIEWER

    I could get to that point.

    MR. INCREDIBLE

    ''Please?''

    INTERVIEWER

    Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished.

    MR. INCREDIBLE

    Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.

    ELASTIGIRL

    Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so.

    ____________SCENE 2_________________

    POLICE RADIO

    We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Yeah, I've got time.

    OLD LADY

    Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible...

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    What is it, ma'am?

    OLD LADY

    My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.

    [cat meows]

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.

    OLD LADY

    No, no. He's quite tame.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Let go now!

    [cat yowls]

    POLICE OFFICER 1

    Thank you, Mr. lncredible. You've done it again.

    POLICE OFFICER 2

    Yeah, you're the best.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    No, I'm just here to help.

    POLICE RADIO

    Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Cool! Ready for take-off!

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    What the...? Who are you supposed to be?

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Well, I'm lncrediBoy.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering] Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    My name is lncrediBoy.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is...

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Hey! Hey, wait!

    __________________________________________SCENE 3__________________________________________

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.

    THIEF

    Hey, look--

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Elastigirl.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    Mr. lncredible.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    No, it's all right. I've got him.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    A fact I exploited to do my job.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    My job, you mean.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    A simple thank you will suffice.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Thanks, but I don't need any help.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    Whatever happened to ''ladies first''?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?

    THIEF

    Hey, look, the lady got me first.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    Well, we could share, you know.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    I work alone.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    Well, I think you need to be more...flexible.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Are you doing anything later?

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    I have a previous engagement.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    [whistles]

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

    LUCIUS (FROZONE)

    Hey, lncredible!

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Hey, Frozone!

    LUCIUS (FROZONE)

    Shouldn't you be getting ready?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    I still got time.

    [crowd screaming]

    WOMAN

    He's gonna jump!

    SANSWEET

    I think you broke something.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Wait a minute.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    [coughing] Bomb Voyage.

    VOYAGE

    [French] Mr. Incredible!

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    And lncrediBoy!

    VOYAGE

    lncrediBoy?

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots--

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Go home, Buddy.

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    What?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Now.

    VOYAGE

    [French] Little oaf.

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward... lncrediBoy!

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

    VOYAGE

    [French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous!

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Buddy, don't!

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    It'll only take a second, really.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    No, stop! There's a bomb!

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    Let go of my cape!

    __________________________________________SCENE 4__________________________________________

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    I can help you. You're making a mista---hey!

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?

    POLICE OFFICER

    They've already picked him up.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.

    POLICE OFFICER

    You mean he got away?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that.

    BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)

    lncrediBoy!

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.

    POLICE OFFICER

    What about Bomb Voyage?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!

    __________________________________________SCENE 5__________________________________________

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Is the night still young?

    LUCIUS (FROZONE)

    You're very late.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    How do I look? Good?

    LUCIUS (FROZONE)

    Oh, the mask! You still got the mask.

    [cracks neck]

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Showtime.

    PRIEST

    Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    It was playful banter.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    You need to be more... flexible.

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. lncredible. You know that. Don't you?

    PRIEST

    ...so long as you both shall live?

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    I do.

    PRIEST

    I pronounce this couple husband and wife.

    [people cheering and whistling]

    HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)

    As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?

    ANNOUNCER

    In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.

    SANSWEET'S LAWYER

    Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible ''actions'', so quote, causes him daily pain.

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Hey, I saved your life!

    SANSWEET

    You didn't save my life! You ruined my death, that's what you did!

    BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)

    Listen--

    MR. INCREDIBLE'S LAWYER

    My client has no further comment at this time.

    ANNOUNCER

    Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the el train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.

    WOMAN

    It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.

    ANNOUNCER

    Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.

    __________________________________________SCENE 6__________________________________________

    (15 YEARS LATER)

    MRS. HOGENSON

    Denied? You're denying my claim? I don't understand. I have full coverage.

    BOB

    I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17. It states clearly...

    MRS. HOGENSON

    I can't pay for this.

    BOB

    [phone rings] Excuse me. [answers phone] Claims, Bob Parr.

    HELEN

    I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We're now officially moved in.

    BOB

    Yeah, well, that's great, honey. In the last three years don't count because...

    HELEN

    Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk?

    BOB

    Listen, honey, I've got a client.

    HELEN

    Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight.

    BOB

    Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we?

    MRS. HOGENSON

    [sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me, I don't know what I'll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing]

    BOB

    All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.

    MRS. HOGENSON

    Oh, thank you, young man.

    BOB

    Shhh! [shouting] I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset! [whispering] Pretend to be upset.

    MRS. HOGENSON

    [sobbing]

    MR. HUPH

    Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?!

    BOB

    Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers--

    MR. HUPH

    I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call.

    [PA Announcement]

    Morning break is over. Morning break is over.

    __________________________________________SCENE 7__________________________________________

    PRINCIPAL

    I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.

    HELEN

    What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong?

    BERNIE

    He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.

    DASH

    He says.

    BERNIE

    Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.

    HELEN

    You saw him do this?

    BERNIE

    Well...not really. No. Actually, not.

    HELEN

    Oh, then how do you know it was him?

    BERNIE

    I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him. See? You see? You don't see it? He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not!

    PRINCIPAL

    Bernie...

    BERNIE

    Don't ''Bernie'' me. [screaming] This little rat is guilty!

    PRINCIPAL

    You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.

    BERNIE

    You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty!

    HELEN

    Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more...constructive outlet.

    DASH

    Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.

    HELEN

    Honey, you know why we can't do that.

    DASH

    I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.

    HELEN

    Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.

    DASH

    You always say, ''Do your best.'' But you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?

    HELEN

    Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else.

    DASH

    Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special.

    HELEN

    Everyone's special, Dash.

    DASH

    Which is another way of saying no one is.

    BOY

    Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed?

    GIRL

    Hi, Tony.

    TONY

    Hey.

    BOY

    Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?

    TONY

    That's kind of funny.

    BOY 1

    Hey, Tony, do you play football?

    BOY 2

    Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming.

    VIOLET

    He looked at me.

    [car horn honking]

    DASH

    Come on, Violet!

    BOB

    [muttering] Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...

    BOB

    Oh, great.

    [unintelligible muttering]

    __________________________________________SCENE 8__________________________________________

    DASH

    Mom. You're making weird faces again.

    HELEN

    No, I'm not.

    BOB

    You make weird faces, honey.

    HELEN

    Do you have to read at the table?

    BOB

    Uh-huh. Yeah.

    HELEN

    Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?

    DASH

    Ow.

    HELEN

    Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school?

    DASH

    [nervously] Well, we dissected a frog.

    HELEN

    Dash got sent to the office again.

    BOB

    [distracted] Good. Good.

    HELEN

    No, Bob, that's bad.

    BOB

    What?

    HELEN

    Dash got sent to the office again.

    BOB

    What?! What for?

    DASH

    Nothing.

    HELEN

    He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class.

    DASH

    Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.

    BOB

    They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going?

    HELEN

    Bob! We are not encouraging this.

    BOB

    I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast...

    HELEN

    Honey!

    BOB

    Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table...

    HELEN

    The car? What happened to the car?

    BOB

    Here. I'm getting a new plate.

    HELEN

    So, how about you, Vi? How was school?

    VIOLET

    Nothing to report.

    HELEN

    You've hardly touched your food.

    VIOLET

    I'm not hungry for meatloaf.

    HELEN

    Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are you hungry for?

    DASH

    Tony Rydinger.

    VIOLET

    Shut up!

    DASH

    Well, you are.

    VIOLET

    I said, shut up, you little insect!

    DASH

    Well, she is.

    HELEN

    Do not shout at the table. Honey!

    BOB

    Kids! Listen to your mother.

    DASH

    She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.

    VIOLET

    That's it!

    HELEN

    Stop it!

    DASH

    You're gonna be toast!

    HELEN

    Stop running in the house. Sit down!

    DASH

    Ow! Hey, no force fields!

    VIOLET

    You started it.

    HELEN

    You sit down! You sit down! Violet!

    BOB

    ''Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing''? Gazerbeam.

    HELEN

    Bob! It's time to engage. Do something! Don't just stand there! I need you to intervene!

    BOB

    You want me to intervene? Okay. I'm intervening. I'm intervening!

    HELEN

    Violet, let go of your brother!

    JACK-JACK

    Hello?

    BOB

    Get the door.

    DASH

    Hey, Lucius!

    LUCIUS

    Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen. Vi, Jack-Jack.

    BOB

    He-hey! Ice of you to drop by.

    LUCIUS

    Ha! Never heard that one before.

    DASH

    [gargling] Lucius!

    LUCIUS

    Whoa!

    LUCIUS

    Ha, ha.

    DASH

    Oh! I like it when it shatters.

    BOB

    I'll be back later.

    HELEN

    Hey, where are you two going?

    BOB

    It's Wednesday.

    HELEN

    Oh. Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.

    LUCIUS

    Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.

    HELEN

    Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip to the principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it.

    DASH

    I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.

    HELEN

    Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly normal...

    VIOLET

    Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?

    HELEN

    Now, wait a minute, young lady.

    VIOLET

    We act normal, mom. I wanna be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained.

    [Jack-Jack laughing]

    DASH

    Lucky. I meant about being normal.

    __________________________________________SCENE 9__________________________________________

    LUCIUS

    So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does Baron Von Ruthless do?

    BOB

    He starts monologuing.

    LUCIUS

    He starts monologuing! He starts like this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada.

    BOB

    Yammering.

    LUCIUS

    Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up.

    POLICE RADIO

    Municiberg, we have a 23-56...

    BOB

    23-56, what is that? Robbery?

    LUCIUS

    This is just sad.

    BOB

    Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber?

    LUCIUS

    No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up.

    WOMAN

    He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him. They're just talking.

    LUCIUS

    What are we doing here, Bob?

    BOB

    Protecting people.

    LUCIUS

    Nobody asked us.

    BOB

    You need an invitation?

    LUCIUS

    I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, and...you remember Gazerbeam?

    BOB

    Yeah. There was something about him in the paper.

    LUCIUS

    He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.

    BOB

    When's the last time you saw him?

    LUCIUS

    I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is.

    BOB

    Oh, come on.

    LUCIUS

    It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get--

    POLICE RADIO

    We have a report on a fire...

    BOB

    A fire. We're close! [yelling] Yeah, baby!

    LUCIUS

    We're gonna get caught.

    BOB

    Woohoo! Haha! Fire! Yeah!

    LUCIUS

    Is that everybody?

    BOB

    Yeah, that's everyone.

    LUCIUS

    It better be.

    BOB

    Can't you put this out?

    LUCIUS

    I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!

    BOB

    Well, what's that mean?

    LUCIUS

    It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!

    BOB

    You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you can use water in the air!

    LUCIUS

    There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?

    BOB

    I just can't go smashing into walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us!

    LUCIUS

    I wanted to go bowling!

    BOB

    All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot!

    BOB

    Yeah.

    BOB

    [realizes they're in a jewelry store...] Uh-oh.

    BOB

    [...and unknowingly trips the alarm] Oh, good.

    [alarm sounds]

    LUCIUS

    Oh, now...that ain't right!

    LUCIUS/BOB

    - We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!

    - You can get water out of the air!

    POLICE OFFICER

    Freeze!

    POLICE OFFICER

    Freeze!

    LUCIUS

    I'm thirsty.

    POLICE OFFICER

    I said freeze!

    LUCIUS

    I'm just getting a drink.

    POLICE OFFICER

    Alright. You've had your drink. Now I want you to...

    LUCIUS

    I know. I know. Freeze.

    [police radio chatter]

    POLICE RADIO

    Shots fired!

    OFFICERS

    Police officers!

    LUCIUS

    That was way too close. We are not doing that again.

    MAN

    [over radio] Verify you want to switch targets? Over.

    WOMAN

    Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for.

    __________________________________________SCENE 10__________________________________________

    HELEN

    I thought you'd be back by 11 .

    BOB

    I said I'd be back later.

    HELEN

    I assumed you'd be back later. lf you came back at all...you'd be ''back later''.

    BOB

    Well, I'm back, okay?

    HELEN

    Is this rubble?

    BOB

    [with mouth full] It was just a little workout. Just to stay loose.

    HELEN

    You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you! We can't blow cover again!

    BOB

    The building was coming down anyway.

    HELEN

    What?! You knocked down a building?!

    BOB

    It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.

    HELEN

    Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again?

    BOB

    Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.

    HELEN

    It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing.

    BOB

    Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!

    HELEN

    Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.

    BOB

    It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.

    HELEN

    It's a ceremony!

    BOB

    It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional...

    HELEN

    This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.

    BOB

    You want to do something for Dash? Then let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports!

    HELEN

    I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can't do that.

    BOB

    Because he'd be great!

    HELEN

    This is not about you!

    BOB

    All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out.

    HELEN

    Vi? You, too, young lady.

    BOB

    Come on. Come on out. It's okay, kids. We're just having a discussion.

    VIOLET

    Pretty loud discussion.

    BOB

    Yeah. But that's okay. Because what's important is that Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united against, uh, the forces of, uh...

    HELEN

    Pigheadedness?

    BOB

    I was gonna say evil or something.

    HELEN

    We're sorry we woke you. Everything's okay. Go back to bed. It's late.

    DASH

    Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.

    VIOLET

    Good night.

    HELEN

    In fact, we should all be in bed.

    [crickets chirping, dog barks]

  • 1 decade ago

    有中文ㄉ嗎??

    拜託拜託!!!

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