有什麼好笑的英文笑話嗎?

有什麼英文笑話可分享嗎?

盡量好笑點喔^^

我下午英語演講課需要^^

謝謝^^

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  • 2 decades ago
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    George was 29 and still single. All of his friends were married, but George just dated and dated.

    One day Bill asked him why he wasn't married. "Don't you want to settle down? Are you holding out for the perfect woman? Are you having trouble meeting someone compatible?"

    "Actually," George replied, "I've found many women I would have been happy to marry. Things always start off fine, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother never approves of them."

    Bill thinks for a moment. "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mom!"

    A few months later Bill ran into George again. George looked a little depressed so Bill asked how things were going. "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother approve?"

    George shrugged his shoulders. "Yes, I found the perfect girl. Yes she was just like my mom. Yes, you were right, not only did my mom approve, but they became good friends."

    "What's the problem?" asked Bill.

    "My father can't stand her."

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    A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

    The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

    "That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"

     

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    Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each other. Needing to arise early the following morning, Mr. Smith left a note on his wife's bedside table that said "Wake me at six."

    An exasperated Mr. Smith awoke at ten the following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed to see a note on his bedside table:

    "It's six, you bum! Get out of bed!"

    Contributed by: Eric Witty

    -> There are many other jokes in this site ~~ pick some for your presentation, i think they are very fun ~^^

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    ㄑ奇魔ㄉ笑話找找看...

    應該會有很多ㄅ...

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers or sisters who will be

    coming to school.

    Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. So what did she say when you

    told her you're the only child, my dear?

    Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'

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