- Anonymous2 decades agoFavorite Answer
Qu-Yuan:Wife the …… are you certain?!
Small 刁 :Certainly!
Qu-Yuan:Wife's my salary of this month is already your HUA GUANG, so ……
Small 刁 :You dare to say a not word, I ……
(The small 刁 throws away her t hand small, taking out the biggest wolf tooth stick in the world)
Qu-Yuan:Good good, I knew the ……
Small 刁 :To, I still need to eat the Zong-zi!Don't forget!
Qu-Yuan carries his sack after toward the small 刁 say good-bye, going out to bought the thing
However who know that to is the beginning of a misery again
(Change a view)
The village peoples:~~~~Qu-Yuan the …… you die very miserably the 阿 !!
The village peoples:We prepared a lot of foods for you, you satisfied 阿 that can to ate!!
When the village people throws the Zong-zi toward the ocean with the fiesta 悼 Qu-Yuan
Qu-Yuan's a moment also cans not is carefree under the precipice immediately after Zong-zi
When Qu-Yuan trails the sack to return to the house, the small 刁 is seeing Qu-Yuan with the look in the eyes of the rage
Small 刁 :You how to just come back so and late!!
The small 刁 takes her wolf tooth stick, going toward Qu-Yuan's bottom mercilessly to beat bottom
Who know Qu-Yuan unexpectedly so the center of gravity is unsteady to hit of head, fall on the ground and do not rise
Then at this time a small angel burst upon at the moment
Small angel:Pitiful Qu-Yuan!Let me bring you to the heaven to go to!
So pitiful Qu-Yuan got the freedom finally, escaping to the heaven to go to
- 2 decades ago
- KSLv 42 decades ago
Qu-yuan: Wife....Are you certain?
Xiaodiao: Of course!
Qu-yuan: Wife, you have already spent all my salary for the month, so...
xiaodiao: If you dare to refuse me, i will...
(xiaodiao shifted away the small fan beside her, and took out the biggest spiked bat in the world)
Qu-yuan: Alright, alright, i get it.
Xiaodiao: oh, I also wish to have some dumplings, don't forget!
(After Qu-yuan waved good-bye to his wife, he carried his bag on his back, and went for his shopping, but who knows, this is again going to be the start of a series of unfortunate events)
The villagers: sob sob....Qu-yuan....you died such a poor death! We prepared a lot of food for you, you must eat them so that youwould't be hungry.
(when the villagers threw the dumplings into the sea to commemorate Qu-yuan, he rushed to pick them up under the cliff)
(When Qu-yuan carried his big bag home, his wife looked at him furiously)
Xiaodiao: Why did you come home so late?
(xiaodiao took her spiked bat and, with great force, hit Qu-yuan's buttocks)
(Who knew Qu-yuan could't withstand this force, he lost his balance and fell head first onto the floor. at this moment, a little angel appeared)
little angel: poor Qu-yuan! Let me take you to heaven!
(The pathetic Qu-yuan went to heaven, and he finally regained freedom)
2005-06-04 09:43:00 補充：
- Anonymous2 decades ago