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Anonymous asked in 教育與參考其他:教育 · 2 decades ago

非常急喔~~~英文對話

我們英文課要兩人一組上台角色扮演~

大約要三分鐘....有人能幫我們想想台詞嗎~~~而且要幽默帶點動作的喔~~

重點是要好笑~~~謝謝0.0....我很急請大家幫幫忙

贈20點喔

Update:

我要的是英文對話~~你們能幫我列出來嗎???感謝

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago
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    i'll offer you 3 dialogues and feel free to pick up your fovourite one!!

    dialogue 1.

    Defense Attorney: Please state your age?

    Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words,

    what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my

    swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when

    a young man comes creeping up on the porch and

    sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that

    since my Wild Man died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive

    and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really

    "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me,

    young man. Take me!"

    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April

    Fool!" And that's when I shot the little bastard.

    dialogue 2

    A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees

    it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be

    thousands of dollars in it! He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's

    up with the jar?" "Well... you pay ten dollars...and IF you pass three

    tests. you get all the money!!!"

    The man certainly isn't going to pass this up! "What are the Three tests?"

    "Pay FIRST..." says the bartender... "Those are the rules."

    So the man give him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the

    jar..."OK," the bartender says, "here's what you need to do...

    FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of pepper tequila...the WHOLE

    thing, all at ONCE... and you CAN'T make a face while doing it...

    SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have

    to REMOVE the tooth with your BARE HANDS...

    THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached orgasm

    during intercourse..You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her."

    The man is stunned... "I KNOW I paid my 10 bucks...but I'm not an IDIOT! I

    WON'T DO IT!!! You have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and

    then do those OTHER THINGS!!!"

    "Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is.."

    The man has a few drinks.. then a few more...Finally...he asks, "WHERRRRE'S

    ZAAAT TEQUIIIILA?!"

    He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp...Tears

    are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face...

    Next...he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up...The people

    inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY SCUFFLE going on outside.. They hear the

    pit bull barking... the guy screaming... the pit bull yelping and then

    SILENCE.

    Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers Back into the

    bar...with his shirt ripped...and large, bloody scratches all over his

    body...

    "NOW........" he says......

    "WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!?!

    dialorue 3

    A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

    A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting

    drunk?"

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

    Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

    Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So what happened then?

    Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

    Man: and then?

    Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

    Man: Again?

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So, what did you do then?

    Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

    Man: and then?

    Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

    Man: Hmmm...

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So, what did you do?

    Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....

    Source(s): internet
  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    最佳解答的笑話真的是夠讚啦~

    (只可惜都帶有顏色...)

  • 2 decades ago

    上一層樓的對白錯誤不少歐 單字 文法...

  • 2 decades ago

    同學不行喔!!!妳是高應大進修推廣部化工系喔!!!不可以這樣喔!!

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    teacher:『Ho~you come to school today!Why didn't you come to school yesterday?』

    billy:『Be...because,my mom fell down the stairs.』

    teacher:『Oh!will,because your mom heart,so you didn't come to school。』(點頭,表示懂了)

    billy:『No...is my dad heart..』(急於辯解)

    veacher:『Why...your mom fell down the stairs but heart your dad?』(疑問??)

    billy:『Because..my dad had a woman outsite...』(臉紅)

    teacher:『What?..but that didn't be concerned withyour mom fell down the stair!』(一頭霧水)

    billy:『Because tahy fight..my mom fell,safe and sound,but my mom heart my dad。』

    teacher:『Oh..because you deliver your da to the hosptal,so didn't come to school?』(恍然大悟)

    billy:『No..it's the outher woman deliver my dad to the hosptal。』

    teacher:『So why don't you come to school yesterday?』(滿腹疑問)

    billy:『Because I got up late..』(有點不好意思)

    teacher:『What's that beconcerned with your mom fell!?』(有點生氣,又有點疑惑)

    billy:『It isn't,um...I just say it by a wsy..』(頭低下來,有點吞吐)

    teacher......................................(昏倒)

    Source(s): 笑話本
  • 2 decades ago

    兩人一組喔

    演男女朋友啊

    然後演女生懷孕 但是不想生

    但是男生想要baby 就一直跟女生說他會娶她啊

    然後會幫忙做家事(要列舉出來) 還會帶小孩之類ㄉ啊

    反正就一直蘆就對了

    但是女生就要一直說 不想啊幹嘛的(列舉理由)

    就說:啊~你錢賺這麼少要怎麼養我啊

    我要怎麼跟我爸媽說啊?...

    然後最後看你們怎麼去發揮

    我之前跟我朋友兩個人一組也是講對話(不過我們是用日文講)

    笑果很好喔!!

    (我人不在台灣~~所以這個idea你不用擔心是有人用過啦)

    試試唄!

    (因為平常都是男生不要小孩~所以反過來的話 就會變的很搞笑喔)

  • 丸子
    Lv 7
    2 decades ago

    你可以參考英文課本上ㄉ課文

    然後挑選一段長約3分鐘ㄉ段落

    然後問一下班上同學英文好ㄉ幫換填一下英文詞彙

    動作

    當然就跟著劇本走嚕

    這樣就比沒目標找不到方向ㄉ編好多了

    Source(s): 記得我在北門高中有演過 你是嗎
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