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Anonymous asked in 社會與文化語言 · 2 decades ago

中翻英(超難XD)

敬愛的夫子大人:

  昨夜雨急風驟,風雲異色,天氣突變。因吾尚在夢中,猝不及防,不幸受涼!雞鳴之時,吾方發現。不想為時已晚矣!病毒入肌體,吾痛苦萬分!亦悔昨夜臨睡之際,不聽室友之勸,多加棉被一條,以至此晨之窘境。吾痛,吾悔!無他,惟慟哭爾!室友無不為之動容!

  本想學業之成就為吾一生之追求!又怎可為逃避病痛而荒輟學業乎!遂釋然而往校。但行至半途,冷風迎面吹,痛楚再襲人。吾淚、涕俱下。已到生不如死之境。哪得力氣再往之。不得已,而借友人之臂,返之!

  由此上述,為吾未到校之緣由。吾師應懂,吾未到校。乃吾迫不得已之。非不為也,而不能也。吾亦懂,吾未到校,吾師失一佳徒之痛苦。無吾,汝課索然無味哉!

  汝苦,吾亦苦!!但,病痛不饒人,敬請諒之!如有幸再見吾師之面,再聽吾師之課,吾寧當負荊請罪,自辱其身!

  嗚呼哀哉!哀哉痛矣!

  學子***敬上

師批示曰:

觀汝之書,乍看成理,字字血淚,真情溢於言語之外,雖鐵石心腸之人,尚且一掬同情之淚...然仔細體察,為師不禁勃然大怒,小子何忍欺師,意欲陷為師於不義之地也?

蓋昨夜雖然風雨交加,然以今日建物之強固,雖不足以承受九二一大地震,然阻擋此等風雨乃是綽綽有餘,莫非君之棲身處為茅草築成,大野狼一吹即倒乎?此欺師一也.

然為師又不免再問何謂雞鳴之時?莫非君家緊鄰菜市場,隔鄰便是雞販屠夫,入耳者為土雞臨終前之悲鳴乎?此欺師之二也.

不通,不通,實在不通,

果真如小子所言,病體孱弱,行將就木,何以信中字跡如此強健有力,下筆如行雲流水般一氣呵成,毫不停滯,絲毫不見病態?此欺師之三也.

然為師亦非不通情理之人,尚且留汝一線生機,汝需速速引出確實負病之證據,諸如華陀先生所開立之罹病證明之類,以補完規定之請假程序,否則為師定以惡意曠課論處,再加欺師之罪如此君下學年更可以再受為師陶冶一年,以遂汝信中之心願,早晚濡慕,日日為伴,汝幸甚!

夫子字

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  • 2 decades ago
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    Respected master adult: Last night rain squall suddenly, wind and cloud different color, weather sudden change. Because in my still at dream, unexpected, unfortunately takes a chill! Time the chicken calls, my only then discovery. Does not want to be has been late! The virus enters the organism, my pain extremely! Also the regret last night just before going to sleep time, did not listen to urging of the room friend, added cotton-wadded quilt, down to predicament of the this early morning. My pain, my regret! Does not have him, only cries you! The room friend changes countenance all for it! This thinks achievement of the studies pursue for my life! How also can for evade the indisposition but uncultivated land discontinuing studies industry! Then releases however toward the school. But the line to the halfway, the cold wind front surface blows, the pain assails the one's nose again. My tear, tears all under. To has lived was inferior to dies the boundary. Which strength again toward it. Must already, but borrows arm of the friend, returns it! From this above, is I not to reason of the school. My teacher should understand, I not to school. Is I has no recourse it. Is not also, but cannot. I also understand, I have not arrived the school, my teacher loses pain of the good person. Does not have me, your class is insipid ah! You painstakingly, I also painstakingly! ! But, the indisposition not bountiful person, asks respectfully to forgive it! If fortunately goodbye surface of the my teacher, again listens to class of the my teacher, I rather when carry a rod and ask for punishment, from shame his/her body! Alas! Sorrowful ah pain! Scholar *** presents respectfully The teacher makes written comments said that, Observes you the book, regards as the principle for the first time, the character character blood tear, the true feelings overflows outside the spoken language, although has a heart of stone the person, in addition as soon as skims tear of the sympathetic.. However carefully carefully examines, unable to restrain for the teacher to fly into a rage, boy He Jench'i the teacher, cares for to fall for the teacher place of to not the righteousness? Covered the last night although the wind and rain occurred simultaneously, but today constructs the thing firmly, although was insufficient to withstand 921 big earthquakes, however prevented the such wind and rain is amply has -odd, is it possible that did Mr. roost the body place to build for the bushes, the big wild wolf as soon as blew namely but actually? This bully the teacher one also However for the teacher unavoidably again time asked what chicken does call? Is it possible that Mr. the family close neighbor grocer, is the neighbor then the chicken sells the butcher, just before the end front calls out in grief for the earth chicken? This bully second teacher also Does not pass, does not pass, really does not pass, The fruit eternal truth boy says, sick body emaciated, is on the verge of death, how believes the handwriting so strong to be powerful, starts writing like the passing clouds and flowing water to form a coherent whole, does not stagnate, slightly does not see the morbid state? This bully third teacher also However also does not pass person of the reason for the teacher, in addition keeps a your vitality, you need fast fast draw out truly evidence of the negative sickness, such as Mr. Hua T'o draws up the proof and so on, makes up the stipulation to ask for leave the procedure, otherwise the evil intention ditches school for Shi Tingi punishes, again Canada bully crime of like this person under teacher the school year to be allowed again to receive for the teacher influences for a year, believes the wish by then you, sooner or later will admire, daily will be the partner, you ! Master character

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  • 2 decades ago

    如果你用白話一點的中文說給我聽,我就可以幫你翻了...看不懂拉...><"

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    因為我不知道怎樣翻譯

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    這是很久以前的FW,本來是說學生感冒不能到學校的KUSO文,這也要翻譯嗎??

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