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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

best "knock knock" joke?

tell ur best knock knock joke........

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    knock knock

    whos there?

    Dwight

    Dwight Who?

    Dwight stuff on your mouth!

    *The white stuff on your mouth*

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  • 1 decade ago

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    You're an old lady

    You're an old lady who?

    You just yoldeled

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  • knock knock

    whos there

    knock knock

    whos there

    (knock knock is there)lol

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  • avava9
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    knock knock

    who's there

    Doctor

    Doctor Who

    Drat...you guessed first time...

    For those that may not know...Doctor Who...an English TV show in the 60's...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    knock knock

    whos there

    grandma

    grandma who

    knock knock

    whos there

    grandma

    grandma who

    knock knock

    whos there

    grandma

    grandma who

    knock knock

    whos there

    orange

    orange who

    orange u glad grandmas gone

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  • 1 decade ago

    knock knock?

    whos there?

    dwayne

    dwayne who?

    dwayne the tub i'm drowning!

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  • 1 decade ago

    1:knock knock

    2:... ...

    1:knock knock

    2:... ...

    1:knock knock

    2:lets not answer it, and maybe theyll go away so we dont have to hear these stupid jokes

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  • glow
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    knock, knock

    who's there?

    me

    me who?

    me

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  • 1 decade ago

    Knock Knock

    Who der?

    Shut yo mouth up ugly....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    knock knock whos there? Boo.....Boo WHo? Awwwwwwww why ya crying?

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    knock knock

    who's there

    your dealer

    your dealer who

    open the door MF you want this weed or not

    oh ya that dealer come on in

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