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Give me the meaning of life in two sentences.?

Pls don't cite Hitchhiker's guide...:)

Funniest answer gets 10!

Update:

The operative word to answer this question - is funny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    First you must go to the Himalayas and climb the highest mountain, just until you reach what appears to be a small temple with a solitary old man inside and a blazing fire burning behind him; and then you must ask him "the" question.

    Next, you must find the Holy Grail, but once found, you must not take it - you can only touch it once while wearing a pair of white gloves, and having a full-grown beard from the trek up the Himalayas (it cannot be a beard from anything other than the Himalayan trek); indeed, all of this must be done with only a 32 pack of Aquafina 20 oz. bottles of water, 4 and a half cinnamon frosted Pop-tarts, and 32 McDonald's quarterpounders - nothing more, nothing less; and only then will you understand the meaning of life.

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  • 1 decade ago

    To realize you are screwed. To spend your life trying to forget you are screwed.

    Kinda lame I admit, but the first thing that popped into mind. It seems a lot of people missed the "funniest" in your details. lol. it is funny how everytime this question is asked somebody cites the hitchhiker's guide.

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  • 4 years ago

    It means that even if the person could be paroled on the first life sentence, they'd have another to serve. It also is a figurative way of showing that the person committed two serious crimes. Do they need more than one life sentence? No, of course not.

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  • 1 decade ago

    To spend your life searching for a meaning, only to realize it cannot be found. Then spending all the money you saved in hiring another person to figure it out for you.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Life is 'a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury but signifying nothing'.

    Life is but a lot of bullshit, which offers one the choice of either taking it with a 'spoonful of sugar', or a 'bucketful of salt' !

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  • varunM
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Life is a complex equation of lots of simple variables. And if you try to solve it, it generally takes a lifetime

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  • 1 decade ago

    The meaning of life is NOT DYING! Siht I figured that out by myself in the third grade.

    Source(s): George Carlin
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Life is existence touching the supernatural at the end.

    At least that's what they tell me at Molly's Bar.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    To Love and Worship the Lord Our God.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Life is to serve and be useful to self and others

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  • 1 decade ago

    The way things are nowdays,I would have to say the answer is simple.To fornicate,desicrate,allieanate, and procreate.

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