How many carrots do I have to eat to grow my micro-penis?

I'm 26 and really confused as to what to do. My friend told me that if I eat enough carrots I will grow it out but I'm too embarrassed to ask how much do I have to eat. Help.

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  • 4 years ago
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    1. Carrots won't help.

    2. Normal penis size is 3"-5" Depth of vagina is also same . It must be healthy and stiff. Size is not the criteria.

    3. A female enjoys prolonged coitus with good caressing. Length is not the criteria.

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    That's how every husband should target to reach and satisfy his beloved life-partner. If the intelligent and shrewd female makes sounds like ----oooh. Aah, ouch, as and when he delves into her releasing deep shots in coitus----the male gets excellent inspiration to face any challenge of life.

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  • 4 years ago

    Recent University of Texas findings suggests that men who drink two to three cups of java a day—or 85 to 170 milligrams of caffeine from other beverages—are 42 percent less likely to have erectile dysfunction than those who consume up to seven milligrams of the stimulant daily. And those who throw back four to seven cups were 39 percent less likely to have the condition than their less jittery counterparts.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Hmm! About 50 lbs. nonstop

  • David
    Lv 6
    4 years ago

    Your 'friends' lied. Carrots will not help.

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  • 4 years ago

    Carrots don't work but just watch porn like the rest of us. Mine grows massive whilst watching porn!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Carrots will not increase your size. Furthermore, you need not increase your size.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    frf

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