Dude, sexual contact is under the sweater, over the bra, down the pants, under the skirt, into the panties, all the stuff you should have already been doing. If I were this girl I would have already dumped you on suspicion that you are gay. If you haven't already gotten a handful of those babies, you need to. Tell her to come over to my house if you are that much of a prude. I'm not telling you to ride ol' one-eye down to tuna town, but getting her to second base and trying to steal third is perfectly OK, and will make you that much hornier on your honeymoon. If this were a serious question, I would give you a serious answer. But you are so full of sh!t your eyes are brown. It was marginally believable right up until you suggested that you may turn yourself in to the cops so you could get pounded in the butt by a large inmate on your wedding night instead of laying the wood to your bride. At that point I began to roll on the floor laughing.