What can i name my baby to make sure he gets on the jersey shore?

they have good names like Snooki and The Situation so what can i name my baby to make sure he will get on the jersey shore when he is old enuff?my ideas so far are for either boys or girls: The Engine Jerzi Lucky D's Queen Bang Ronzoni which do you like best and for a boy or a girl? do you have other... show more they have good names like Snooki and The Situation so what can i name my baby to make sure he will get on the jersey shore when he is old enuff?my ideas so far are for either boys or girls:

The Engine
Jerzi
Lucky D's
Queen Bang
Ronzoni

which do you like best and for a boy or a girl? do you have other ideas for good jersey shore names? my kids need to be on tv so they are famous and that starts with a good name
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