What type of Beer makes you look cool. HELP?

Going to a party. Semi-large, ages 21-25 about. It's BYOB (bring your own beer). I don't want to be looking like a fool with some dumb beer choice. M 1. Mini Coors light cans? (offset my little hands insecurity) 2. 30 pack of Natural Light? (more bang for the buck?) 3. Rainer? 4. Corona or coronitas?... show more Going to a party. Semi-large, ages 21-25 about. It's BYOB (bring your own beer). I don't want to be looking like a fool with some dumb beer choice. M

1. Mini Coors light cans? (offset my little hands insecurity)
2. 30 pack of Natural Light? (more bang for the buck?)
3. Rainer?
4. Corona or coronitas? (no limes though...spendy)
5. Heineken mini keg? Heineken large cans? (would make my small hands more pronounce though)
6. 6 pack of pounders?
7. Some stupid "good" beer? (no one actually truly enjoys beer)
8. Low-Calorie? (healthy people are attending i think. I am however not a health geek)
9. Something else?!?!? MD 20/20?
10. Something that ends with ICE?

I refuse to bring any hipster PBR, redneck full size Coors Lights or Budweiser, so don't bother suggesting that. 40's are out of the question too as it's just not practical.

***Obviously Fatty Natty 16 oz bottles of Natural Light would be an excellent choice, but they don't sell it where I live.
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