What type of Beer makes you look cool. HELP?

Going to a party. Semi-large, ages 21-25 about. It's BYOB (bring your own beer). I don't want to be looking like a fool with some dumb beer choice. M

1. Mini Coors light cans? (offset my little hands insecurity)

2. 30 pack of Natural Light? (more bang for the buck?)

3. Rainer?

4. Corona or coronitas? (no limes though...spendy)

5. Heineken mini keg? Heineken large cans? (would make my small hands more pronounce though)

6. 6 pack of pounders?

7. Some stupid "good" beer? (no one actually truly enjoys beer)

8. Low-Calorie? (healthy people are attending i think. I am however not a health geek)

9. Something else?!?!? MD 20/20?

10. Something that ends with ICE?

I refuse to bring any hipster PBR, redneck full size Coors Lights or Budweiser, so don't bother suggesting that. 40's are out of the question too as it's just not practical.

***Obviously Fatty Natty 16 oz bottles of Natural Light would be an excellent choice, but they don't sell it where I live.

12 Answers

Relevance
  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Based on several things in your question, I don't think there is any type of drink that will make you look cool.

    1. Worrying about your small hands-hand size has nothing to do with masculinity, insecurity is wimpy.

    2. You think no one truly enjoys beer because you don't. I happen to ADORE beer, have all my life.

    3. Believing that trying to live a healthy lifestyle is geeky.

    4. Lastly, deciding what you will bring to a party based on other people's perceptions! Truly cool people drink what they like/can afford regardless of other's opinions. And NOBODY cool drinks Natural Light.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • 9 years ago

    None of the ones actually named. They all make you look as though you don't know anything about beer.

    Your cynical comment number 7 shows your ignorance about beer. I have been enjoying beer for half a century - I don't simply drink it to look "cool" or get drunk. I drink good beer because I enjoy the wonderful range of flavours and strengths that good beer can provide.

    I feel rather sorry for you and your fellow beer tyros - by sticking to US mega-breweries' rubbish you are condemning yourself to a lifetime of hating the taste of beer.

    If you can get past your prejudices and go to a decent liquor store you will be able to find some wonderful beers - some enlightened US liquor stores even stock Fuller's 1845 and if you can lay your hands on a bottle of two of that I guarantee your view that "nobody actually truly enjoys beer" will change in a trice.

    Not knowing where you live I can't help you - but most US cities have at least one half-decent bar or liquor store - some even have both.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • Big H
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Get hold if you can, of some "CheqVar" I think the spelling may be different but it`s pronounced Chekvar...it`s Budwieser Budvar with a lable acceptable to the morons at AB who copied Budwieser Budvar to make their beer then complained that the CZ original Bud was using the name Bud to sell their beer...it`s been brewed in CZ a lot longer than messers Anhauser abd Busch (two Cheq`s by the way) have been brewing their crapola

    CZ brewed Bud has been the beer for the CZ royal family for years and truly is a beer of Kings as opposed to the "King of Beers" epithet used by AB

    • Login to reply the answers
  • 4 years ago

    First of all, this will not impress a girl at all, infact she would look at you in a negative way, But if your doing this to impress a friend then drink Southern Comfort (any type of whiskey) straight out of the bottle or rum, gin, etc. I wouldn't recommend Vodka straight because it's whole grain and the other ingredients will do immediate damage to your liver so never drink Vodka straight. But you also need to know your limits and if you're going to impress a girl you would need a high tolerance to alcohol such as drinking 5 shots of a hard liquor, etc.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I can guarantee you, unless you bring pans bud light lime or something (even though its delicious and no one can deny it) everyone will be far too drunk to care about your hand size or even what you are drinking. Bring some MGD (assuming they have that in the states) or a bottle of rum or vodka...or you know, WHATEVER YOU WANT.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • 9 years ago

    Bring Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. It's cool, and good. $15/12pk

    • Login to reply the answers
  • How about the little corona bottles instead of 12 oz they are (I think) 8 oz.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20 MD 20/20

    • Login to reply the answers
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I think they mean BYOB as bring your own booze not just beer... would be **** if everyone brought beer.

    Plus, I think beer is crap. Bring vodka everyone will be happy.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • 9 years ago

    Dos Equis XX

    ...the most interesting man in the world drinks it

    • Login to reply the answers
Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.