Which kind of poop should I eat?

I'm 17 years old and I've been secretly eating poop all my life without my parents knowledge. I've been trying to find the best type of poop to eat that tastes the best but I can't exactly find which one. I've tried eating normal poop and I've also tried eating different things before I... show more I'm 17 years old and I've been secretly eating poop all my life without my parents knowledge. I've been trying to find the best type of poop to eat that tastes the best but I can't exactly find which one. I've tried eating normal poop and I've also tried eating different things before I poop. The best I've found so far is pineapples and peanuts. I've tried laxodives but that just makes it all soupy and I end up just eating toilet water. Any suggestions on new and better flavors?
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