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I got too fat, and I am stuck in my computer chair. I want to call the fire and rescue service, but my fingers are too fat to dial the buttons on my mobile phone. Instead I just seem ...show more
Update : By the way I used my fingers to type this. They are JUST small enough for ...show more
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Since you can physically use the keyboard of your computer, dial 911 from your computer using Voice Over IP.

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Very helpuful, I managed to call the fire brigade.
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  • John S answered 6 years ago
    dial 911
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  • Michael Gumberg answered 6 years ago
    Step 1: Eat everything in sight
    Step 2: Die
    Step 3: Be found 3 months later
    Step 4: ????
    Step 5: Profit!!!
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  • fatboi answered 6 years ago
    911.com
    its a real website and theyll help you for real. if you mean it.
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  • The Dude answered 6 years ago
    Eat everything around you until you're big enough to be noticed.
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  • Tina answered 6 years ago
    Use whatever you used to type this question. Was it your penis maybe?
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  • Attera Totus Sanctus answered 6 years ago
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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  • Sawyer answered 6 years ago
    kill yourself
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  • How can I call the police?
    I got too fat, and I am stuck in my computer chair. I want to call the fire and rescue service, but my fingers are too fat to dial the buttons on my mobile phone. Instead I just seem to mash the keypad and therefore cannot dial 999. I tried calling for help, the there is too much fat in my throat. Finally, I cannot dial with my nose or tongue because my multiple chins do not allow me to bend down, and likewise, my flabby arms stop my from lifting my phone.

    So what should I do?
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