Snarf asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 decade ago

Question on after sex experience...?

If I poop on a girl's chest after I have sex with her while she is asleep, when she wakes up do you think she will be mad at me... I need to know, I just did this and I need to know if I should try to wipe it off before she wakes up or if I should just leave it.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    You should cuddle up.

    Gently wake her with a smile and kiss.

    Nod approvingly at her chest and say

    "your welcome babe"

    Only way to find out what'll happen.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no she shouldn't be, thats the highest compliment u can give. but when she wakes up she better eat it to accept ur compliment. if she doesnt ill eat that.mmmmmm

  • 1 decade ago

    No, she will not be mad, but do not be too surprised if you wake up one morning and find that your genitalia han been cut off and stuffed into your mouth

    Ain't love grand?

  • J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I'm sure you wont be getting it again. Yuck

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats freaking sick dude

  • 1 decade ago

    leave it there

  • 1 decade ago

    no she will love it...... YES SHE WILL BE MAD!!! WOULD'NT YOU BE MAD IF SOME ONE TOOK A CRAP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING?!?!?!

  • 1 decade ago

    omg you are gross POOP ON THE TOILET ..WIPE IT OFF NOW

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wipe it off!!! that's sick! y would u do that???!?!?!??!?

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