How can I cover up the smell of Poop?

I'm at work and I pooped my pants. This puts me in a bad position because I'm in a cubicle, I don't have my own office. I want to go to the bathroom but I think the poo could roll down my pants leg. I have a cup with coffee in it. If I put my poop in my coffee cup, would it hide the smell even if... show more I'm at work and I pooped my pants. This puts me in a bad position because I'm in a cubicle, I don't have my own office. I want to go to the bathroom but I think the poo could roll down my pants leg. I have a cup with coffee in it. If I put my poop in my coffee cup, would it hide the smell even if someone stopped to talk to me? Has this happened to anyone else and if so what did you do? Please HELP ME!
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