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Why does my underwear give me visions of other dimensions and celestial beings?

I got a whiff of my underwear, and I could see through time and space, and I was one with all things and all things were in me. I was shipwrecked on a mountain with wings, and had to eat a yellow submarine.

Does this mean my underwear is divine?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    No darling, it means you need to, wait a minute, while it was ON you???? Cool! How'd you do that?

    Can you teach me how?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Turn them inside out. If symptoms persist, patent the whiff and start selling it. Sounds like you're onto a good thing.

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  • tweak
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    It means your underwear is not only needing to be changed but also too tight, it's cutting off bloodflow to your smarts.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sounds like some kind of hallucinogenic fungus.

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  • Ginny
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I roll my eyes at you.

    and PS, its not funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    tide w/ bleach is the best!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wash them

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  • 1 decade ago

    Dude ... I can dig it ...

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