If I fart in my cats face, will the poop particles kill it?

When you fart, particles from your poop go through your underwear and your pants, and contaminate any surface you may be sitting on at the time, as well as any surfaces you put your bottom on until you change your clothing. If I fart on my cat without my pants or underwear on, full in the face, will the poop... show more When you fart, particles from your poop go through your underwear and your pants, and contaminate any surface you may be sitting on at the time, as well as any surfaces you put your bottom on until you change your clothing. If I fart on my cat without my pants or underwear on, full in the face, will the poop particles contaminate and/or kill my cat?
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