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  • Where can I watch the Pacman/ JMM 4 fight without paying $60.00 ?

    The Pay Per View is 60 dollars American. That's too much for 1 fight. Any suggestions. Such as online ?

    4 AnswersMartial Arts8 years ago
  • What role does a Corporal play in the Army ?

    My Dad was a Korean War infantry soldier who went through a terrible battle. He was a Corporal. I know it is a higher rank than a private . But that's all. Does he have any kind of command ?

    6 AnswersMilitary8 years ago
  • Blonde Joke for all brunettes?

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

    1 AnswerJokes & Riddles9 years ago
  • What do you think about this joke ?

    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

    Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

    Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

    The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

    The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

    The minister fainted.

    Now, that's funny....I don't care WHO you are!

    Star if you liked it.

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles10 years ago
  • I have DSL and it says 100mbps. Why is my computer videos slow?

    my computer still slow for youtube videos or streaming videos of any kind ? I changed from regular modem to DSL to get faster videos. But it's not fast at all. I tried Mozilla, Google Chrome, and it does not make a difference.

    6 AnswersOther - Computers1 decade ago
  • What do you love ? "wink wink'?

    A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near a

    highway, early one cold December morning.

    Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the

    low shrubs the buck was magnificent..... A once in a lifetime animal.

    His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already

    counting the Boone and Crockett points.

    Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his

    .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.

    As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime,

    his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down

    Highway 16.

    The hunter pulled away from the gun stock, set the rifle down, took

    off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer. His

    friend was stunned.

    "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen

    you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a

    passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have

    ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."

    The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years.”

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Which is your favorite tv commercial ?

    I like the Geico commercial where the psychiatrist is a former drill sergeant. I laugh out loud every time I hear it.

    17 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • What did the bathtub say to the toilet ?

    You get more a$$ than me, but i get less s**t!

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Do you think my son's baby died because of negligence ?

    Ok, here is what happened on October 14th. My son's girlfriend was 6 and 1/2 months pregnant. She started bleeding and he took her to the emergency room. They did not even look at her and she was in serious trouble. She was bleeding a lot.

    The doctors there not even the nurses paid attention to her. they remained there 45 minutes. My son trying to tell the nurses at the desk that she was bleeding a lot.

    Shouldn't they have taken priority in such an obvious case ?

    My son finally took her to another hospital where they promptly tended to her. But the baby , by that time was already dying. He died in my opinion because they did not attend to his girl at the other hospital.

    What do you guys think ?

    5 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 decade ago
  • Does anyone here know about insurance benefits for people who have separated ?

    Let me explain. My brother's wife had an affair behind my brother's back. He was in the process of changing jobs at the time. So they separated but have not divorced yet. My brother did not include her in his new job's insurance. They have been separated for over a year now.

    The other day she went to the Doctor for what turned out to be vertigo. She told the Dr. that her husband had not included her in the insurance. (did not tell her they were separated either.)

    She said the Doctor had told her that being married to him , he should have included her in his insurance. So they sent my brother a bill for $3000 !! And he is paying for and caring for his 2 kids.

    I don't think this is fair at all. She is the one who had the affair and even told him that she did not love him anymore.

    Why should he have to include her in his insurance if they were not together anymore ?

    Does anybody here have any legal expertise about this matter ? I would appreciate it very much.

    And No, don't think it is me saying that it is my brother . It really is my brother. Otherwise I would say so. I am not shy in telling the truth.

    3 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 decade ago
  • I wonder what Yoshihiro Akiyama thinks of Cris leban being inferior to him now ?

    He kept saying that Leban was not in his league as Wanderlei Silva was. He thought he would finish Leban in a couple of rounds.

    5 AnswersMartial Arts1 decade ago
  • How come people in America's Got Talent are so tone deaf ?

    Have you seen how many people think they actually have talent ? And the worst thing is they THINK they can sing in tune . Enough to try for the 1,000,000 prize ? Some can't carry a tune in a bucket.

    2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • WHY do you people hate Miley Sirus ?

    What did she do or why all the hating for her. Do you all live near her or What is the problem ? I happen to like Miley because my little kid does. You know Hannah Montana..

    10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • WHAT HAPPENED TO MY QUESTION?

    I asked a question , If people knew that Manny had won the election for congressman in the Phillipines ? And it did not get posted ? Why ? Is it a major government coverup or what ?

    2 AnswersBoxing1 decade ago
  • How many of you know that Manny won the election ?

    I just answered an Email from a Filipina friend that Manny had won for Congressman in Phillipino politics. I think he may not even fight anymore. But who knows ? I only hope he considers ONE MORE fight. The one with Mayweather. How about you ?

    1 AnswerBoxing1 decade ago
  • Will Jose Aldo be another lighter version of Anderson Silva ?

    He seems unbeatable the way he took care of both Mike Brown and Uriaha Faber. I wonder how long his reign at his current weight will last ?

    4 AnswersMartial Arts1 decade ago