I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.5 AnswersComedy1 decade ago
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every one tells me that im hot, do u think i am?8 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade ago
Alot of my friends call me an ***. I always make fun of them but im just joking. I like to beat up my friends, but just for fun and i dont really mean it. Like one time i pushed my friend of a curb on a sidewalk and he fell and broke his ankle but i really didnt mean to hurt him. Does that make me an ***?5 AnswersFriends1 decade ago
A Raiders fan walks into a sports bar with his dog. The bartender says,
"Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy says "Please, he's a real avid Raiders fan and our TV just broke.
He's never missed a game."
The bartender relents and the guy and his dog find a place right in front of
the big screen. Halfway through the third quarter, the Raiders score a field
goal. The dog goes crazy! He's chasing his tail, rolling over, doing flips
and generally going wild. The bartender says, "Wow, what's he do if they
score a touchdown?"
The Raiders fan replies, "How should I know? I've only had him for three
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