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  • I'm trying to quit smoking cigarettes, please help?

    I want to quit smoking, but, I'm a male gay, and my boyfriend says if I quit smoking I'll turn into a mannequin. If I try and quit for more than a few hours I freak out and start feeling kind of stiff. What if he's right? How can I quit smoking without becoming a plastic statue?

    4 AnswersMen's Health6 years ago
  • I'm a 20 year old guy and I smoke cigarettes, but something strange has been happening when I smoke lately?

    I smoke Marlboro Lights, aka Gold pack now. Over the last few weeks I've noticed something funny happening every time I smoke. Every time I light up a smoke, I start to get an .... erection. With each drag I take, the erection gets bigger and bigger, and by the time I'm finished with the cigarette and take the last drag, or one of the last drags, I orgasm and ejaculate all over the place, in my pants usually. This has become especially awkward, especially on smoke breaks during work, and hanging out with my buddies after work.

    Now I smoke about a pack and half a day, so I obviously don't ejaculate with every cigarette. That maybe happens 3 or 4 times a day. I do get a wicked erection every time though. Does anyone have any idea what's causing this and what I could do to stop it! I'd rather save this activity for more appropriate times, like with my girl friend and what not!

    4 AnswersMen's Health8 years ago
  • My wife won't let me masturbate!?

    I get so sick of of her always interupting me when I'm trying to masturbate. I give her sex once a week, and she needs to be happy and deal with it. It's like she knows when I want to masturbate, because she always comes in and gets all lovey-duvey and wants to "spend time" with me. It's enough to make me barf. Frankly, masturbating to Youtube videos is more pleasurable than sex with THAT any day!

    I think I'm filing for divorce. She signed a prenup so it should be pretty cut and dry. We don't have any kids (thank GOD) because I made her get an abortion - 3 TIMES - all because she REFUSED TO TAKE THE ******* PILL! ******* GOLD DIGGER! She finally got over that, and now she won't leave me be, to enjoy myself! Any advice would be much appreciated!

    2 AnswersMarriage & Divorce8 years ago
  • Whatever happened to the disability, the milkman, the paperboy, and even TV?

    Mutual familiar friends, waiting to surround the bend! Everywhere you look, everywhere you are, there's heart, a heart, a hand to hold on to! Everywhere you wait, somebody will need you! If you're lock, stock, and barrel, and you're all alone, a lion is waiting, to carry you home! Everywhere you look?

    BOO BOO BOO BOWA WOW WOW!

    1 AnswerFamily8 years ago
  • Whatever happened to the disability, the milkman, the paperboy, and even TV?

    Mutual familiar friends, waiting to surround the bend! Everywhere you look, everywhere you are, there's heart, a heart, a hand to hold on to! Everywhere you wait, somebody will need you! If you're lock, stock, and barrel, and you're all alone, a lion is waiting, to carry you home! Everywhere you look?

    BOO BOO BOO BOWA WOW WOW!

    1 AnswerDrama8 years ago
  • My pants are glued to me, what should I do?

    I'm a male, and a about a 1/2 hour ago, I ejaculated in my pants while I was masturbating to a video of a hot guy smoking a cigarette on Youtube. The orgasm I had was so intense that I lost all control and ejaculated all over the inside of my underwear. I use my hand to masturbate, but rub from the outside of my pants, so my hand wasn't in their to catch the semen, plus, as I said, the orgasm was very intense; I didn't have a care in the world during my orgasm, but then I was left with a wet, sticky mess, that has seemingly turned into glue. Now my penis is glued to the inside of my boxers and I don't know what to do. I'm afraid to rip it off, because I think it might tear my penis skin or my underwear. Any advice on what to do would be great! Thanks!

    1 AnswerFashion & Accessories9 years ago
  • Whitney Houston was an amazing singer, and her untimely death was tragic, but?

    Her death is old news now, the real question now is what will her coffin look like? Will it be studded with rhinestones? Will it be inlayed with little golden microphones and have battery back-up speakers and lights? What will be Whitney's outfit she'll be dressed in for eternity? I hope it's fabulous!

    Could Houston's voicebox be saved and hooked up to a robot, so upcoming generations can enjoy her music?

    Also, have their been any pictures of the body made public since her death? Hopefully the paparazzi will be able to get some pictures from inside the funeral.

    And what will pretty BOBBIE KRISTINA wear to the funeral! And what part did Chrystal Fabian have in Houston's death? We, the morning public, deserve answers to all these questions!

    3 AnswersSinging9 years ago
  • Can a girl who's having an abortion still have a baby shower, you know, to get presents for herself?

    So this girl I'm good friends with is pregnant, but she's having an abortion pretty soon, because she just doesn't want the baby and doesn't want her body to go to hell. She has an awesome hot body. She's thinking about having me and some other friends throw her a baby shower. Everyone will know she's planning on having an abortion before hand, so they can get her appropriate gifts for her (not a baby), like liquor, new panties and bras, maybe an ipad, ipod, some porn, some birth control, sex toys, etc.... Do you think we should go ahead with this? I think it might be a lot of fun, since everyone, including my friend, who the shower would be thrown for, could drink. She'll still be pregnant, but she'll be getting an abortion a few days later, so she can still drink! Let me know if you have any party ideas for us and what you think!

    12 AnswersPregnancy9 years ago
  • Is this true about smoking cigarettes?

    I heard that, with guys, if you suck too hard when you smoke a cigarette, you can get turned into a mannequin, and also not smoking when you really need a cigarette can turn you into a mannequin. Is this true? How does this happen? And is smoking a cigarette supposed to make you really horny and cause you to ejaculate? I've tried smoking several times, but always orgasm in my pants before I finish the cigarette. Am I doing something wrong? Thankfully I've never gotten turned into a mannequin!

    4 AnswersMen's Health9 years ago
  • Why is it that when I smoke I cigarette, I get an erection as big as all get out?

    Basically, when I smoke, my penis gets hard, and the harder I suck on the cigarette, the hornier I get. I think it's because I'm sucking on something long and stiff, and I'm a male gay, so I kind of feel like I'm giving the cigarette a b-l-o-w job or something. I also get stiff watching other guys smoke. Anyone have any ideas about why this might be happening?

    5 AnswersMen's Health10 years ago
  • Where the hell is my mother ******* welfare check?

    I need to buy cigarettes and beer, god damn it! I was supposed to get it in the mail yesterday! I'm freaking out, I need to suck on a god damn cigarette and down a few beers!

    1 AnswerPersonal Finance10 years ago
  • If I smoke a cigarette too hard, will it cause me to turn into a mannequin?

    I'm worried that if I smoke a cigarette too hard, or suck too hard on it in other words, that I'll turn into a mannequin, and I'll be conscious and be able to see and hear everything around me, but I won't be able to move as I'll be made out of solid plastic. Could this happen?

    7 AnswersMen's Health1 decade ago
  • Why would one ever do this?

    Why would someone put a cigarette in their mouth and smoke it - if they were a straight male? I knew a smoking gay guy once, and he said everytime he put a cigarette in his mouth and sucked on it, he'd get horny, because he said it was like sucking on a stiff penis! Makes sense, you're sucking on something long and stiff, so how can straight men smoke without feeling gay?

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • What's David Archuleta's song "Crush" supposed to be about?

    I know David Archuleta has a song called "Crush," and I heard it was about Camel's line of cigarettes called Camel Crush that he supposedly liked to smoke, BUT I heard that he smokes Marlboros. Am I confused or something?

    8 AnswersCelebrities1 decade ago
  • Where can I go for sun and water without my son and daughter?

    Looking to go on a spring vacation without the kids. Any advice?

    1 AnswerOther - Destinations1 decade ago
  • Does David Archuleta smoke cigarettes?

    I keep hearing rumors that he smokes cigarettes, and his favorite brand is Marlboro Ultra Lights! How could this be true, who buys them for him, his dad? I imagine it's probably a rumor, I hope.

    8 AnswersCelebrities1 decade ago
  • I heard that David Archuleta has a brand new song?

    I heard that David Archuleta is singing a new version of a song from the 50's called "Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette," with Victoria Beckham (formerly Posh Spice) as a back-up singer/dancer. Does anyone know this to be true? After reading the lyrics to that song, I can't see David singing it, but I guess stranger things have happened!

    4 AnswersCelebrities1 decade ago