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Tyler Chamberlin

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  • Error in Code. Please help, getting mad.?

    What I want is if someone clicks on the link, it takes them directly to the sponsors website.

    On my page it gives me a counter, so I can show how many hits they got from my page.

    Every time I click it goes to google.com but http://chamberlinservices.weebly.com/google which gives an error. That and the counters resets back to 0.

    If you have ideas It would help me lots . Thanks for your time. Here is what I have on my page and the script.

    http://chamberlinservices.weebly.com/test.html

    <script type="text/javascript">

    var clicks = 0;

    function linkClick(){

    document.getElementById('clicked').value = ++clicks;

    }

    document.write('<a href="www.google.com" onclick="linkClick()"><img src="/files/theme/smiley.gif"></a>');

    </script>

    <p>

    Times Clicked <input id="clicked" size="3" onfocus="this.blur();" value="0">

    3 AnswersProgramming & Design6 years ago
  • I'm writing a book series and I have a question?

    I want to have a series of ten books. Would I say what my book titles are called in my first book.

    This is what I have:

    Book One: The Chosen One (Current Book)

    Book Two: The Creation of a Monster (Coming Soon)

    Book Three: The Dragons Babies (Coming Soon)

    Book Four: Magic and Trickery (Coming Soon)

    Book Five: The Apocalypse (Coming Soon)

    Book Six: Lucifer Destroys the Earth (Coming Soon)

    Book Seven: Lucifer Broke into Heaven (Coming Soon)

    Book Eight: Laws of Humanity Changed (Coming Soon)

    Book Nine: The Removal of the Hidden Corruption (Coming Soon)

    Book Ten: God’s Greatest Gift to Man (Coming Soon)

    Of would I say

    Book One: God’s Hero – The Chosen One (Current Book)

    Book Two: Undetermined or unwritten

    What is your opinion on how I should do this. I'm new to writing and need advice

    2 AnswersBooks & Authors7 years ago
  • Why is society so messed up?

    Could you list ideas on what is wrong with society and how you would change it. It could be Law to Religion to Politics ... List good and bad things. More answers the better

    1 AnswerSociology7 years ago
  • How do you see religion?

    I'm raised Roman Catholic. I have also graduated at a catholic / religious school. I have bounced from almost all types of religions in my lifetime even studied ones that I have not tried. My question is in the bible it tells people to be nice to one another, be kind or love one another and so much more. The ten commandments for an example clearly states thou shale not kill another. Yet in most religions they had a cynical war, this being said they said join us or die.

    If Laws and politics followed the laws of god why is society so corrupt today. Why is it wrong to stand up to change society. There was a movie "Pay it Forward" years back it was based on a real story in the states. It was about a school teacher motivating their students to inspire about the future. Although it was a social studies topic in the movie, the kid took the project and created something how the bible wanted.

    It was to pay it forward, you help 3 people and they help 3 other people ... then once it spreads it gets to the point everyone is helping everyone. So where did all this greed, killing, and corrupt society come from. We need to turn back to bible and follow the commandments or create peace for everyone. Treat all equal the works

    8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality7 years ago
  • I need a feedback form that works?

    I tried this out but it doesn't work correctly and IE keeps crashing when I try an send. I just want a basic form for people to contact me with. I tried html, javascript and css. So far this is the best form I found and worked the best.

    Keeps giving me

    Firstname=tyler@lastname=chamberlin@email=Kinglokey%40gmail.com&comments=testing+1+2+3

    Why does things have to be so complicated?

    Name: tyler

    Last: chamberlin

    Email: kinglokey@gmail.com

    Comments: testing 123

    <style type="text/css">

    <!--

    form { /* set width in form, not fieldset (still takes up more room w/ fieldset width */

    font:100% verdana,arial,sans-serif;

    margin: 0;

    padding: 0;

    min-width: 500px;

    max-width: 600px;

    width: 560px;

    }

    form fieldset {

    / * clear: both; note that this clear causes inputs to break to left in ie5.x mac, commented out */

    border-color: #000;

    border-width: 1px;

    border-style: solid;

    padding: 10px; /* padding in fieldset support spotty in IE */

    margin: 0;

    }

    form fieldset legend {

    font-size:1.1em; /* bump up legend font size, not too large or it'll overwrite border on left */

    /* be careful with padding, it'll shift the nice offset on top of border */

    }

    form label {

    display: block; /* block float the labels to left column, set a width */

    float: left;

    width: 150px;

    padding: 0;

    margin: 5px 0 0; /* set top margin same as form input - textarea etc. elements */

    text-align: right;

    }

    form fieldset label:first-letter { /* use first-letter pseudo-class to underline accesskey, note that */

    text-decoration:underline; /* Firefox 1.07 WIN and Explorer 5.2 Mac don't support first-letter */

    /* pseudo-class on legend elements, but do support it on label elements */

    /* we instead underline first letter on each label element and accesskey */

    /* each input. doing only legends would lessens cognitive load */

    /* opera breaks after first letter underlined legends but not labels */

    }

    form input, form textarea {

    /* display: inline; inline display must not be set or will hide submit buttons in IE 5x mac */

    width:auto; /* set width of form elements to auto-size, otherwise watch for wrap on resize */

    margin:5px 0 0 10px; /* set margin on left of form elements rather than right of

    label aligns textarea better in IE */

    }

    form input#reset {

    margin-left:0px; /* set margin-left back to zero on reset button (set above) */

    }

    textarea { overflow: auto; }

    form small {

    display: block;

    margin: 0 0 5px 160px; /* instructions/comments left margin set to align w/ right column inputs */

    padding: 1px 3px;

    font-size: 88%;

    }

    form .required{font-weight:bold;} /* uses class instead of div, more efficient */

    form br {

    clear:left; /* setting clear on inputs didn't work consistently, so brs added for degrade */

    }

    -->

    </style>

    <script>

    <!--

    function sf(){document.f.firstname.focus();}

    -->

    </script>

    </head>

    <body onLoad=sf()>

    <form action="mailto:kinglokey@gmail.com" method="post" name="f">

    <p><b>Bold</b> fields are required. <u>U</u>nderlined letters are accesskeys.</p>

    <fieldset>

    <legend>Personal Information</legend>

    <label for="firstname" accesskey="f">First name: </label>

    <input type="text" id="firstname" name="firstname" tabindex="1" value="" title="first name"><br>

    <label for="lastname" accesskey="l">Last name: </label>

    <input type="text" id="lastname" name="lastname" tabindex="2" title="last name"><br>

    <label for="email" class="required" accesskey="e">Email: </label>

    <input type="text" id="email" name="email" tabindex="3" title="email"><br>

    <small>Your email address is safe with us, until we're acquired.</small>

    </fieldset>

    <fieldset>

    <legend>Comments</legend>

    <label for="comments" accesskey="c">Comments: </label>

    <textarea name="comments" rows="3" cols="23" id="comments" tabindex="4" title="comments"></textarea><br>

    <label for="kludge"></label>

    <input type="submit" value="Send" id="submit" tabindex="5"> <INPUT type="reset" id="reset" tabindex="6">

    </fieldset>

    </form>

    1 AnswerProgramming & Design8 years ago
  • Religious joke about hell?

    Think you can out match mine... Best answer wins vote!

    Q. Why did Satan yell and scream in hell?

    A. Because he found out his name was Natasha! "Ah Satan"

    Natasha backards is Ah Satan!

    7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years ago
  • Is this a sauce? I'm confused?

    The question:

    "My landlord used cooking spray in a frying pan and held down the button for 15-20 seconds, added 2 1/2 cups butter, 1/2 of a tomato, salt and pepper and served over pasta."

    She also ate "3 bags of popcorn to herself ... with extra salt and 3 huge scoops of butter each time, which was equivalent to 1 1/2 cups of butter."

    I have my Culinary Arts Ticket Level 1 & 2. I work in a kitchen with about 100 employees, with me being the sous chef. I have refurred into my text books several times trying to see if my landlord's mother wanted her child to have a heart attack or just wanted her children to become fat. :)

    My landlord claims her mother has her "Red Seal Ticket" (4th year of Culinary Arts), and has been cooking for 45 years witth it.

    Personally I find this disgusting, I as a chef would never make somehing like this. I have asked 41 of my chefs, even my prep cooks and dishwasher that works under me and they haven't heard of such a thing; nor willing to give it a try for the customers. I agree!

    And she wonders why no one wants to date her. You have a chef in the house and you refuse to learn how to cook. I think your so called "Red Seal Chef" mother wanted you dead with this sauce.

    My suggestion scrap the so called mothers dish because that much cooking spreay is so not good for your health, also where is the nutitional intake on that much butter. Ok I see you added a tomatoe, but that doesnt even count as a serving.

    4 AnswersCooking & Recipes8 years ago
  • new at DeviantART could you help me?

    I take pictures and want to sell and upload on deviantart.

    Questions I have is

    1. What should I know before uploading?

    2. Should I upload my images or leave how is?

    3. Anyone know the sales to view ratio?

    4. Anyone know how to use it correctly to bring in people / traffic?

    5. How do I log into a chat room?

    All I see is this

    Help

    Plugin: 'Mozilla Extension' [ Looking for document.dAmnXPCOM:undefined ]

    Plugin: 'Mozilla Extension' [ Extension not installed ]

    Plugin: 'Flash' [ Probing ]

    Plugin: 'Flash' [ Looking for document.dAmnFlash:[object HTMLEmbedElement] ]

    Plugin: 'Flash' [ Loaded ]

    Plugin: 'Flash' [ Initialized ]

    Opening connection to: 'chat.deviantart.com'

    But doesnt open the chatroom?

    .

    Points will be rewarded to the most correct answers.

    1 AnswerPhotography9 years ago
  • Should a criminal have the right to apply for a pardon without the victim's consent?

    Should a criminal have the right to apply for a pardon without the victim's consent? I personally think you need their permission then you at least say you entered society honorably.

    I committed a bad crime with my ex with a knife. I held a knife to my ex's mothers neck then went to jail.

    Besides the charges "Getting pardons are too easy to get. I refuse to apply for one without their consent."

    Am I wrong to ask the victim's family to enter society again honorably. I can jump though the hoops with out their permission but feel wrong doing it.

    Whats your opinion?

    3 AnswersLaw & Ethics9 years ago
  • I'm having problems with my new SD Card?

    I just bought a new 8 gig SD Card but never used it. When buying SD Cards I format my card in my camera before taking pictures with my Nikon D3000. The problem I'm having is simple. The camera took pictures wonderfully and I'm now on my computer and having it say I need to format it. I keep saying no but never had this problem before. If I format the card now I will loose all my pictures. How do I fix this problem and view my pictures on my computer, so I can fix them up or upload them to a selling site.

    Thanks for your time,

    Tyler Chamberlin

    3 AnswersCameras9 years ago
  • fineartamerica issue?

    I logged on with firefox and it told me "You do not have any artwork with statistics at this time." I have 250 images and when I try and view other peoples work I cant view their work and brings up a page "The page you have requested can not be found."

    Then when I go to iexplorer it works. I want to use firefox can some one tell me what happened.

    1 AnswerOther - Internet10 years ago
  • Vancouver Canucks or Boston Bruins?

    Vancouver Canucks or Boston Bruins game predictions.

    Prediction: 4 Vancouver 1 Boston GO CANUCKS GO!

    I would like Boston win the series but it is a Canadian game.

    GO CANUCKS GO!

    8 AnswersHockey10 years ago
  • What is the hottest thing you have ever eaten?

    Question 1: What is the hottest thing you have ever eaten? (Not spicy hot like hot sauce!)

    For me sizzling bacon right off the boiling oil. No drying it or cooling it down neither.

    Question 2: Name 5 daring things you have done.

    Me: Skydiving, rock climbing, triple back flip off a 150 foot drop off a rock, paintball, Motorcycles

    Question 3: Name 5 daring things you like to do.

    Me: Hang glide, surfing, scuba diving, cave dwelling, swim with the sharks

    Question 4: Whats the best prank you have done to someone.

    Me: Oh I have done so much **** its unreal. From spiders, to fire to firecrackers. Personally I don't have a best prank. I put saran wrap on my neighbors door on April Fools I made it look like there was nothing there. I did it at 11:30 pm because we went to the bar from 9pm to 2:30 / 3am. She was so wasted she didnt realize the saran wrap on the door. Oh man did she ever freak.

    5 AnswersOther - Food & Drink10 years ago
  • How old should a female grow breasts, or have a period?

    Question 1: How old should a female grow breasts, or have a period?

    Question 2: What is in are food, lifestyle that makes females prematurely develop these problems.

    I randomly over heard this father say in London Drugs to some lady he knows about his 2 year daughter. That she started to grow breasts 3 weeks before her 2nd year of age. The father later stated to this lady that she has had 3 periods since then as well.

    ----

    I'm like "WTF, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?"

    This young girl looked younger then my niece, my nice is almost 5 this summer. This young girl had breasts size of a 8-14 year old. When I looked at her, yes she was over weight but her breasts really stood out over her weight. On top of that she has had 3 period since then the father stated to the lady. I had to nicely clarify with the father and ask him if it was this girl he was talking about. The wanted to kill me for even asking. I talked him out of calming down and to release those fists and I meant nothing by my comment.

    Another Question:

    Does that mean 2 years old's can become pregnet?

    * In my Opinion*

    Contact Health Canada for one! I Don't have an answer or any idea on what to do or say!

    7 AnswersWomen's Health10 years ago
  • A priceless poem I just typed up!?

    I wrote this to Kaitlyn on facebook. She will read when she wakes up in the morning.

    Kaitlyn

    Kissing footsteps in the snow

    Answering calls as they whispered in her dreams

    Interested in her feelings

    Tears slowly fall down her soul

    Love is harsh but someday it will take her away forever

    You look at his eyes

    Notice that he will be waiting for you in the morning

    While a guy whispers Kaitlyn in her hears.

    Enjoy your sleep!

    4 AnswersPoetry10 years ago
  • How to impress a true lesbian?

    She has never dated a guy but claims she likes you. You kiss when the time is right.or just act casual before you know it she wants space but you haven't done anything wrong.

    (Part A)

    1.) What kind of things do men do wrong with lesbians but doesn't do wrong with normal women?

    2.) What should you say to impress her to change her ways?

    3.) Why do lesbians like women so much that men doesn't have?

    or

    (Part B)

    1.) Make your own questions or answers (Voted in 3 days)

  • What are some good sites to sell nature / wild life photography for money?

    I know of Fineartsamerica.com and Imagekind.com

    I need income on sites that have more buyers then sellers something to make me 20 bucks a month or more a month if I can. If some months give me nothing I'll be fine with that. I just want to make some money.

    I'm very new at photography and being a student with no job really hurts. I need to make money some how and would like my hobby to make my some money.

    I have a Nikon D3000 with up to zoom 200 lens ...

    If you have any suggestions or websites to help me out it would be great thanks.

    More links or information the better!

    Take care, Tyler!

    8 AnswersPhotography10 years ago