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  • Nun joke anyone?

    Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles."

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Moth problem?

    A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making.

    The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom.

    Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks.

    Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to recieve you."

    "Okay." the man replies "I'll go get ready."

    He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.

    "Who the **** are you?" the man asks

    "I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with."

    The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!"

    The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.

    "Those little bastards!"

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • The National Transportation Safety Board's findings?

    The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, ****!" Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Best platform for Sims 2 and Sims 2 Pets???

    Does this play better on the PC or GameCube?

    6 AnswersVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • Who sings that 'Juicy' song?

    Ahh ah ahh ah ahh ah...ah ah ah ah ahhh ah...juicy!

    5 AnswersMusic1 decade ago