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  • who would you chose; a murderer or an illegal immigrant?

    I know many people dont agree that illegal immigrants belong here in America. And I know most of you would want to send them back! But lets say we had a choice. An american person murders and rapes children, and women and or commit other horrible crimes, and then there is an illegal immigrant trying to survive, trying to make a little money to care for their family.

    They both get caught but a choice is given, who would you get rid off. Would you rather keep the killer here and send the immigrant back, or would you be willing to chose a person whose only crime is survival and give them a chance in this country. Just pretend the killer goes to some isolated island shuned from society and the immigrant would be sent back to his country.

    This Earth is ours, its yours and its theirs. No one should be denied the right to live in your, our, and their Earth.

    18 AnswersImmigration1 decade ago
  • fish breader??

    Does anyone know the name of a kitchen gadget that you can bread fish, chicken etc... I think rubbermaid made it and its for breading, you put the fish or chicken in it then you add the bread crums, and it breads it getting rid of the excess bread crums... please, if you know where i can find one that would be great, even the name of it... thanks

    -jo

    1 AnswerCooking & Recipes1 decade ago
  • you were on the naughty list....?

    On Christmas eve, around 11 p.m., the father of three went downstairs to use the bathroom, and noticed that the cookies that they left out for 'Santa' were gone. He shrugged thinking his wife probably ate them.

    When he went back upstairs, he heard strange sounds from his room. When he went in, he saw Santa having wild sex with his wife.

    "What the **** is going on in here?!" he screamed.

    Still screwing the man's wife, Santa said, "You were on the naughty list."

    8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • sad news...please read, very clever?

    Sad News!

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man

    and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day and kneads it.

    13 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • letter from Walmart... its kinda long but i hope you read it all!!?

    > I think a letter similar to this was around before. However, I got a few

    laughs from the one below!

    > So the story goes:

    > My wife received this letter from Walmart! (I was

    > only having fun while waiting for my wife to shop.)

    > Dear Mrs. Rightmyer,

    > Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Gene

    > Rightmyer, has been causing quite a commotion in our

    > store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and

    > have considered banning the entire family from

    > shopping in any of our stores. We have documented

    > all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

    > Three of our clerks are attending counselling from the

    > trouble your husband has caused. All complaints

    > against Mr. Rightmyer have been compiled and are listed

    > below. Please discuss this situation with your husband.

    > Although we appreciate your business, should there be

    > further incidents, we shall take further action.

    > Wal-Mart Complaint Department MEMO

    > Re: Mr. Gene Rightmyer - Complaints:

    > 15 Things Mr. Gene Rightmyer has done while his spouse

    > was shopping:

    > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put

    > them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

    > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to

    > go off at 5-minute intervals.

    > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor

    > leading to the restrooms.

    > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in

    > an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and

    > watched what happened.

    > 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put

    > a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    > 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to

    > a carpeted area.

    > 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping

    > department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in

    > if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    > 8. September 23: When ever a clerk asks if they can help

    > him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people

    > just leave me alone?"

    > 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;

    > used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

    > 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting

    > department, asked the clerk if he knows where the

    > anti-depressants are.

    > 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously

    > loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    > 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his

    > "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    > 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when

    > people were browsing through, yelled "PICK ME!",

    > "PICK ME!"

    > 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the

    > loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and

    > screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    > 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the

    > door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly,

    > "There is no toilet paper in here!"

    12 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • sacret heart in PA?

    can anyone tell me what city Sacret Heart High School is in Pennsylvania... thankyou!

    3 AnswersOther - Education1 decade ago
  • where you adopted?

    I would like for anyone to share your adoption story. How old were you? where were you from? where are you now? are you happy? have you found your birth parents? etc... just share any thoughts you might have about adoption...

    -jo

    3 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships1 decade ago
  • Mind Control!!!?

    Please follow the instructions below carefully. WRITE DOWN ALL YOUR ANSWERS!!!!

    1. Think of a number between 1 and 10.

    2. Multiply the number by 9.

    3. Add the digits of your result.

    4. Subtract 5 from your new number.

    6. Find the letter that corresponds to your number,

    if 1 = A, 2=B, 3 = C, etc.

    7. Think of a country that begins with your letter.

    8. Write down your country.

    9. Think of an animal beginning with the SECOND letter of your

    country.

    10. Think of the color of that animal.

    11. Write down the animal and its color.

    12. Think of an animal that begins with the last letter of your

    country

    13. Think of a fruit that begins with the last letter of this second

    animal

    14. Write down the fruit and the animal.

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    ***********WHAT DID YOU GET?*****************

    You probably answered

    Denmark, elephant, Gray, Kangoroo, Orange!! Right?

    Sadly, Denmark is an unlikely place to find gray elephants and orange kangaroos.

    And so is Djibouti.

    http://hive-mind.com/mindgames/

    16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • AlzheImers' eye test?

    Count every " F" in the following text:

    FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE

    SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI

    FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH

    THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

    (SEE BELOW)

    HOW MANY ?

    WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.

    READ IT AGAIN !

    Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

    The reasoning behind is further down.

    The brain cannot process "OF".

    Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

    Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

    More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University.

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    cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The

    phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

    it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if

    you can raed tihs psas it on !!

    Psas Ti ON !

    18 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Three Men and a Hotel...?

    Three men decided to split the cost of a hotel room. The hotel manager gave them a price of $30. The men split the bill evenly, each paying $10, and retired to their room.

    However, the manager realized that it was a Wednesday night, which meant the hotel had a special: rooms were only $25. He had overcharged them $5!

    He promptly called the bellboy, gave him five one-dollar bills and told him to return it to the men. When the bellboy explained the situation to the men, they were so pleased at the honesty of the establishment that they promptly tipped the bellboy $2 of the $5 he had returned and each kept $1 for himself.

    The Problem: Each of the three men ended up paying $9 (their original $10, minus $1 back) totalling $27, plus $2 for the bellboy makes $29. Where did the extra dollar go?

    I will send you the answer if you want it.

    -jo

    16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • meaning of life...?

    I just want to know everyone's opinion about the meaning of life. What is the purpose of life? Why are we here? is there life after death? is there anything after death? tell me what you think...

    -jo

    9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • HELP!!!confused!!?

    I am married (2 monthst), have a 1 year old son. I have one tiny little problem. I have a little tiny crush on another guy. I feel that this might be because he seems very exciting. He is the kind of person that lives a free life. Me I stay home and take care of my son. I don't do anything else, my husband works and he is a great person, but he doesn't want to do antyhing anymore. Its like he is not fun anymore. So when the other guys is around, I feel like a little school girl. I get a giddy and stuff. I also feel that this is because he is a very positive person, he is so magnetic. HELP!!!

    -j

    29 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade ago