I am a 26 year old female, the greatest things in my life are my 7 month old little girl, Chloe and her father, my boyfriend of 6 years, Chris. They are my life! I love them both so much!!
Bill went to the local w h ore house one friday night. He walked up to the man at the front desk and asked "what can I get for 5 dollars?" The man replied "Go down the hall and ask for Beulah Mae, she will take care of you." So the man goes down the hall and says "beulah i gave the man 5 dollars, now take care of me." Beulah lays down on the bed throws her legs up and says "there you go bill, all you can eat" Well Bill gets started and all of a sudden he feels something in his mouth...he spits it out and its some bacon. bill doesn't pay it no attention and just goes about his business when suddenly he feels something else. He spits and now theres a piece of lettuce. Bill pays it no mind and continues what he started when he feels something else... he spits and this time it is a soupbean! That was the last straw he jumps and angrily asks "Beulah have you been sick?" Beulah laughs and replies "No but the guy before you was."8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
Because of all the garbage we throw out every year "Operation Save the Planet" has come out with an idea to help save landfill space.......condom recycling. Thats right your used rubbers will be able to love again!! To recycle a used condom all you have to do is turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it!!!4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
George Bush and Dick Cheney where walking the fence line at Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas when the two came upon a cow with her head stuck in the fence. Little Dick Cheney immediately drops his pants and begins having sex with the trapped animal. When the VP finishes he looks at the president and says "Ok Georgie its your turn." The president with a puzzled look on his face replies "Ok Dick, but I don't think my head will fit in the fence like that."4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
1. To be the best mother I can be to my 7 1/2 month old daughter Chloe
2. Of course, to lose weight
3. To quit smoking
4. To start eating healthier
5. To keep my house cleaner or really just more organized
6. To try to get along better with my mother
7. To make the best of the new year and try to not worry about small things
Well, Good Luck to all of you with your resolutions. I hope this year is better than the last year for everyone!!!4 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
This was my first christmas as a mommy, it was the best christmas ever!!!! She got everything a 7 1/2 month old could want, and I got everything I wanted too! The best present was watching the excitment on her face when she was opening presents (with some help)! I think she liked the boxes and wrapping paper more than her toys!6 AnswersOther - Holidays1 decade ago
I have to have this surgery on Friday Dec. 1st and I wanted to know if anyone else has had to have it or know someone who has, after I had my little girl almost 7 months ago, I just thought I wasn't healing right becuase I was still sore after about 8 weeks. Then I tried to use a tampon, that was really a mistake. It hurt so bad I almost cried, I'm so glad that I didn't try to have sex. I went to a different ob/gyn to have that checked, (at my 6 week check-up I was told everything was FINE) I was told that I had been stitched up to far and that I had a gap in the stitching and I had some scar tissue. So now I have to have this surgery, to get recut, the scar tissue removed and sown back up the right way. I have to be on bed rest for 2-4 weeks. I won't be able to take care of my baby by myself for the entire first 2 weeks. Can anyone tell me what to expect after the surgery, will sex ever be the same, or have any advise for me? Also, do you think I should have to pay for this?3 AnswersWomen's Health1 decade ago
Are they're any mediums on here? If so, I would like to talk to you!9 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
I really loved that stuff!! What about smurf berries? Those were the two greatest cereals, its sad that they aren't made anymore!10 AnswersOther - Food & Drink1 decade ago
She will take maybe two naps during the day lasting anywhere from 10 to 30 mins. She does sleep through the night almost everynight, so I'm very blessed there. She goes to bed anywhere from 11:00 to 12:30 and sleeps til around 8:00 or 9:00. But in all the books, magazines, and websites say that babies her age should sleep at least 14 hours a day. What can I do to help her take longer naps?10 AnswersNewborn & Baby1 decade ago
She is 5 1/2 months old now, where is it RSV season as they call it, I'm really worried about it and need some information. How can I prevent her from getting it? Can I prevent her from getting it? What are the symptoms?9 AnswersNewborn & Baby1 decade ago
If so, where at, how much do you pay per week, how long have you been on the program, why are you on it, what is your dose(if you don't mind telling me), and have you ever tried to come off?
Also, do you have to attend weekly group meetings at the clinic(I do) and how are the counselors, do they act like they want to help?
I've been in for 3 1/2 years if anyone wants to chat about the program or problems with drugs or anything else in this area, please e-mail me @ email@example.com AnswerOther - Health1 decade ago
I tore when I had my baby, they stitched me up to far and left a big space in between stitches anyone else?
I have to have surgery to fix my problem, I'm really scared. I was wondering if anyone else has been through this type of problem. If so, do you have any advice for me. Is sex going to feel the same?1 AnswerPregnancy1 decade ago