• How do you grill chees?

    We’re having a dignitary dinner tonight and the main dish is grilled cheese. I put the cheese on the grill and it melted and it won’t come off the grill
    We’re having a dignitary dinner tonight and the main dish is grilled cheese. I put the cheese on the grill and it melted and it won’t come off the grill
    58 answers · Cooking & Recipes · 2 weeks ago
  • Why did they kick me out of macy’s?

    I had no clothes so I went to macy’s Naked. She saw me and kicked me out. Now why would a CLOTHING store, kick someone out who was looking for clothes in the first place. Aren’t they supposed to let you in to buy clothes if you’re naked
    I had no clothes so I went to macy’s Naked. She saw me and kicked me out. Now why would a CLOTHING store, kick someone out who was looking for clothes in the first place. Aren’t they supposed to let you in to buy clothes if you’re naked
    1 answer · Fashion & Accessories · 8 months ago
  • My dead grandpa is talking to me?

    He rosen Out of his casket at his funeral breakfast and began eating the eggs Benedict with pancakes and cream shiitake cyanide. Then he got into a car with me and made me drive to the store and I bought a tide pod and shoved it in my rectum and my grandpa told me god said I needed to penetrate a lion at the Oregon zoo. So here I am in the *faint... show more
    He rosen Out of his casket at his funeral breakfast and began eating the eggs Benedict with pancakes and cream shiitake cyanide. Then he got into a car with me and made me drive to the store and I bought a tide pod and shoved it in my rectum and my grandpa told me god said I needed to penetrate a lion at the Oregon zoo. So here I am in the *faint distant yelling* Then he blew me until I began earing
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 9 months ago
  • I’m having a serious problem?

    My penis won’t talk to me. I try to wake him and get him to talk but he just sits there with an open mouth. What do I need to do to get him to talk
    My penis won’t talk to me. I try to wake him and get him to talk but he just sits there with an open mouth. What do I need to do to get him to talk
    2 answers · Singles & Dating · 9 months ago
  • What’s wrong with my grandpa?

    He hasn’t spoken to me in two weeks and just lays on the couch. I think he may be sick because I checked his temperature and it was 32.7. Amy idea on how I can get his temperature up. I tried picking him up to put him in the bathtub but he wouldn’t let me. Plus he smells awful
    He hasn’t spoken to me in two weeks and just lays on the couch. I think he may be sick because I checked his temperature and it was 32.7. Amy idea on how I can get his temperature up. I tried picking him up to put him in the bathtub but he wouldn’t let me. Plus he smells awful
    Other - Health · 9 months ago
  • Have the Cavaliers ever won a super bowl?

    Me and my cousin got into an arguement. I’m trying to tell him they’ve won two Super Bowls. One in 83 and the other in 2000. He says they’ve never won. Plus I don’t have internet to check and see. Please help
    Me and my cousin got into an arguement. I’m trying to tell him they’ve won two Super Bowls. One in 83 and the other in 2000. He says they’ve never won. Plus I don’t have internet to check and see. Please help
    3 answers · Football (American) · 9 months ago
  • Why did my friends kick me out of their party?

    They asked me to bring alcohol to the party, which I did. I went to Walgreens, picked up the Equate Alcohol and took it to the party. They look at me as if I were an idiot and told me to go home. They asked if I was trying to kill them. So I went home and drank the entire bottle alone. Why did they get so mad?
    They asked me to bring alcohol to the party, which I did. I went to Walgreens, picked up the Equate Alcohol and took it to the party. They look at me as if I were an idiot and told me to go home. They asked if I was trying to kill them. So I went home and drank the entire bottle alone. Why did they get so mad?
    7 answers · Beer, Wine & Spirits · 9 months ago
  • Someone is talking to me?

    It sounds like my grandma and she lives all the way in Heaven, wherever that is. She keeps telling me to have sex with my gerbil and put caffeine injections in the cat’s fish tank. This seems odd. Could she be butt dialing me while she’s talking in her sleep or what.
    It sounds like my grandma and she lives all the way in Heaven, wherever that is. She keeps telling me to have sex with my gerbil and put caffeine injections in the cat’s fish tank. This seems odd. Could she be butt dialing me while she’s talking in her sleep or what.
    Mental Health · 9 months ago
  • How do I get my puppy to talk?

    My other dog has no problem talking and has no problem communicating. He even talks in sentences. My puppy is 3 months old and isn’t talking yet. Well he talks to the other dog but not me. Plus I heard my other dog the other night tell him I was crazy. Why would he say that
    My other dog has no problem talking and has no problem communicating. He even talks in sentences. My puppy is 3 months old and isn’t talking yet. Well he talks to the other dog but not me. Plus I heard my other dog the other night tell him I was crazy. Why would he say that
    Dogs · 10 months ago
  • What seasoning flavor is the beef jerkey seasoning?

    So I put the seasoning that came in the little plastic packet in the bottom of the beef jerkey bag. I have no idea what type of seasoning it is. It tastes awful
    So I put the seasoning that came in the little plastic packet in the bottom of the beef jerkey bag. I have no idea what type of seasoning it is. It tastes awful
    4 answers · Cooking & Recipes · 10 months ago
  • Did Paul walker have an open casket?

    I was just wondering
    I was just wondering
    3 answers · History · 10 months ago
  • What do I do about my cat?

    She always cusses me out and bites my penis when I try to get her tovorally pleasure me. Last week she said she was leaving and volunteering herself for a job as a cat in a meow mix commercial. Now I’m worried she may kill me because she was dancing on my throat last night. What should I do
    She always cusses me out and bites my penis when I try to get her tovorally pleasure me. Last week she said she was leaving and volunteering herself for a job as a cat in a meow mix commercial. Now I’m worried she may kill me because she was dancing on my throat last night. What should I do
    Cats · 10 months ago
  • My snake is talking to me?

    I have a ball python, and last night he began to talk to me. He’s telling me I should get a job at the cia. Then he flew me on a Pip popper to the land of flognafer and we had sex with a bunch of deer ticks. Now I’m in my house in nothing but a pot pie trying to straighten my life out
    I have a ball python, and last night he began to talk to me. He’s telling me I should get a job at the cia. Then he flew me on a Pip popper to the land of flognafer and we had sex with a bunch of deer ticks. Now I’m in my house in nothing but a pot pie trying to straighten my life out
    6 answers · Other - Society & Culture · 10 months ago
  • When my uncle dies?

    He is telling be he wants to be castrated and his testicles put in an urn just like they did with his dad Are there any funeral agencies that do this Also should he be in the stirrups in his casket to make sure they did a good job
    He is telling be he wants to be castrated and his testicles put in an urn just like they did with his dad Are there any funeral agencies that do this Also should he be in the stirrups in his casket to make sure they did a good job
    Family · 10 months ago
  • Circumcision question?

    Is there any place I can guy a stencil so my son’s circumcision looks like the Harry Potter Lightening bolt
    Is there any place I can guy a stencil so my son’s circumcision looks like the Harry Potter Lightening bolt
    5 answers · Men's Health · 10 months ago
  • Problem with me?

    I woke up this morning with the worst headache I’ve ever had. I saw these blue glowing things above my Avatric bed. Then in the light I saw Bambi and Quasimodo telling me they were coming for me and we ride on a magic dildo to Taco Bell where I saw Jesus and he gave me a lock of his toupee and he told me to be fruitful and bang goats.
    I woke up this morning with the worst headache I’ve ever had. I saw these blue glowing things above my Avatric bed. Then in the light I saw Bambi and Quasimodo telling me they were coming for me and we ride on a magic dildo to Taco Bell where I saw Jesus and he gave me a lock of his toupee and he told me to be fruitful and bang goats.
    3 answers · Religion & Spirituality · 10 months ago
  • Are the Beatles reuniting?

    I saw a news report last night where John Lennon confirmed the reunion tour for the coming 2018 year. Anyone else excited?
    I saw a news report last night where John Lennon confirmed the reunion tour for the coming 2018 year. Anyone else excited?
    13 answers · Skin Conditions · 10 months ago
  • Song help?

    What’s the name of the new song that talks about bombs Bursting in air and the dude named Jose. Its such a great song
    What’s the name of the new song that talks about bombs Bursting in air and the dude named Jose. Its such a great song
    3 answers · Lyrics · 10 months ago
  • Did Lynyrd Skynyrd die?

    I thought he died in a plane crash in the 70s but he’s touring again. How is this possible? Did he fake his band or is it someone impersonating him or what? I’m confused. It’s pretty tasteless to impersonate such a legend like Mr Skynyrd
    I thought he died in a plane crash in the 70s but he’s touring again. How is this possible? Did he fake his band or is it someone impersonating him or what? I’m confused. It’s pretty tasteless to impersonate such a legend like Mr Skynyrd
    4 answers · Rock and Pop · 10 months ago
  • CNN footage?

    I’m trying to find the cnn news reel from when Jesus died. I need it for a school project. Does anyone know where I can find it?
    I’m trying to find the cnn news reel from when Jesus died. I need it for a school project. Does anyone know where I can find it?
    Media & Journalism · 10 months ago