I've been reading around this section for awhile. It starts with "Do you think I'm pregnant?" and then she goes on to list every possible symptom of pregnancy, she has them ALL, and her period is a day late, MAX! Usually it's not even due yet. What is with this baby fever??!!
Sadly most of these women are also completely unaware of how their bodies even work. They think the minute you have sex you're pregnant. Nope, not even if you're trying.
Girls, before you try and grow a child of your own (who will do nothing but demand from you for years before they MIGHT later love you!) why don't you learn how your body works.
A few gems:
I peed out an egg
I got pregnant from anal sex
I felt it inside the minute I got pregnant
My fave: if I'm pregnant with a girl can she get pregnant when I have sex?
They'd be hysterical if they weren't so sad.