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# ~Humourless Sarcasm~

Oh hello, didn't see you there :) So about me, huh? hmm lets see... I ADORE the beach and surfing, I work on a mac, I'm a nerd with friends... (paradox much??), I'm pretty sarcastic as the name suggests, to me the glass is always half empty, I absolutely love Music (if you haven't heard of Sia, JUST GET OFF MY PROFILE), my favourite book is Life of Pi, and I'm just another teen. Feel free to e-mail me about anything, not like I have much to do... haha

• ### impact of the luftwaffe in ww2?

Hi :). I have to do an essay for history on the impact of the Luftwaffe and was wondering if anyone could help me out with some ideas? I'm thinking like the blitz in London, and how it impacted aircraft development... anything else?

• ### Find the age algebra question help?!?

THIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY DRIVING ME TO THE EDGE

I swear whoever helps me understand this is god.

A is now twice as old as B was when A was as old as B is now.

When B is as old as A is now, their combined ages will be 63.

How old are A and B now?

The answer key has set up the current situation as A = 2(b-(a-b)), and says A iso (a-b) years older than B, if that's any help!

• ### How do I say this in Japanese?

I want to say "Mum is shorter than dad"

Thanks for the help :)

• ### HELP!! Maths Question?!?

So I have a maths test tomorrow and my maths teacher wrote it, and her questions are evil! This question is in my chapter review, and I'm not sure how to solve it, any help would be appreciated!

Find the value of a and b:

a-b-√a-b = 10-3√2

the a-b on the left is all under the same surd, my computer just doesn't like typing it like that haha

Thanks for the help!!!

• ### How do you say this in Japanese?

How do you say "Thank you for the e-mail." in Japanese?

Please don't just use google translate, there's several options available for how to say it and I need this to be correct since it's for class!

Thanks for the help :)

• ### SHAKESPEARE HELP, 10 POINTS!!!?

What does 'Asses are made to bear, and so are you" mean? (Taming of the Shrew, Act 2 scene 1)

4 AnswersWords & Wordplay9 years ago
• ### How can I photoshop this picture?

http://sharkspictures.org/Shark-wave.html

I'd like to make my own version of this picture, can anyone please explain to me what the steps would be to photoshop it? Thanks!

• ### Help with maths? 10 points!?

A stockbroker charges brokerage fees for buying shares. The fees are 2.1% on the first \$4000 and 1.8% on the remaining value.

a Given that the stockbroker earned \$204.60, calculate the purchase price of these shares.

b If 20 000 shares were bought, what was the cost per share?

how do i figure this out, like how did you get to the answer?! all answers appreciated!

• ### Help with making a newspaper headline?

I need to make a newspaper headline from the poem "Futility" by Wilfred Owen for my english class, and I'm totally stuck! All help is very appreciated!

• ### Question about travelling with my saxophone?

I'm travelling to the US soon, and I have to take my alto sax. It's in a fitted Selmer case, so I think it'll be allowed as carry on, and they let you take instruments onto the plane. If I take it on as carry-on luggage, am I still allowed to have a small backpack? I really don't want to put it under the plane, considering the cost and all.

1 AnswerOther - Music10 years ago
• ### Question about travelling with my saxophone?

I'm travelling to the US soon, and I have to take my alto sax. It's in a fitted Selmer case, so I think it'll be allowed as carry on, and they let you take instruments onto the plane. If I take it on as carry-on luggage, am I still allowed to have a small backpack? I really don't want to put it under the plane, considering the cost and all.

• ### How do you say "bad friend" in Japanese?

I'm not being mean to anyone, it's just an inside joke my friend and I have, so how do I say _____ is a bad friend? I don't trust google translate :)

and saying someone is a great friend would be _____ wa sugoi no tomodachi, right?

• ### How do you fry marbles?

Me and my friend want to fry marbles, but we're worried that it might ruin the pan if we do it... has anyone done it before and can say that it doesn't have an ill effect on the pan?

7 AnswersHobbies & Crafts10 years ago
• ### What is the biggest challenge facing generation Y?

I've got climate change... can anyone help me expand?

Any other ideas are appreciated :)

• ### So there's this guy I like... yes, another one of these questions?

Hi there :)

So there's this guy I like, and have liked for quite some time. We don't hang out outside of school, but we text, Facebook chat and e-mail and all. I really want to know if he likes me back, but how do I approach this? I'm thinking of getting a friend to ask him, like the only friend who knows I like him, but I don't know what to do! If he doesn't have feelings for me, I still want to be friends since we get on really well. I'm way too chicken to ask him myself, so don't even suggest that! ha.

My friend says it seems like he likes me, but she's probably just being nice haha.

So any help/advice would be appreciated! I'm just getting really sick of not knowing.

• ### What's the weather like in California in January?

I'm holidaying in California in January, and was wondering what the weather is like around that time of year, and what clothes I should pack. I'm travelling to L.A. and San Francisco :)

Thanks for the help!

• ### Can you help me choose a song? HELP!?

For music, my group and I have to perform a song. Does anyone know anything that would be suitable for piano and vocals - and can you give me a link to the piano part?

Something like love song by sara bareilles would be good - we can't do that because we already performed it before

Thanks for the help :) ANYTHING YOU FIND. Seriously, we're desperate :/ haha

• ### What's a good quote about people changing?

Just wondering, what's a quote about people changing, or not liking someone who you thought was a friend?

• ### How would you calculate the mass/weight? HELP!?

Can you please help me with this homework question? I'm being tested on it soon and I need some help :)

If Adam has a mass of 60kg and he went on a trip to the moon (where gravity is 1/6th that of the earth), predict Adam's:

a) Mass on the moon

b) weight on the moon

c) weight on the earth

*if gravity on the earth = 9.8

Thanks for the help, really appreciate it!