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  • A question to atheists?

    Why is it that all you guys do is circlejerk online and pile up on anyone who disagrees with you?

    14 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years ago
  • Another question to atheists?

    When will you learn that the Bible is absolute fact and that science is manmade bullshit? When will you learn that faith is better than reason, because reason is a tool of Satan?

    18 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • A question to atheists?

    How does it feel to know that you'll be left behind and then burned in eternal fire? I'll be laughing at you when I'm reigning with God for a thousands years

    12 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • A question to Christians?

    How many of you feel foolish for taking the bait on an obvious troll post (previous question)?

    3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • A question to Christians?

    What right do you have to try and convert people to your religion, since you can't prove it?

    12 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • A question to atheists?

    When someone points out that many atheists are prosperous even though they don't believe in God, some Christians reply by stating that 'Satan takes care of his own'. What do you think of this?

    19 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • What do you guys think of this scenario?

    Two guys' view of what really happened in heaven (a bit long, but bear with me)

    GUY #1:

    He does not forgive everyones sin. The way i see it God was bored so he made humans.

    God : Man those guys are something else. Let's give them a test, 'cause I'm bored. Those who pass the test, get to live with me. Those who fail will burn.

    -creates test called 'life

    God :Sigh... but those guys are really retarded. The only way some of them will trust me is if i make a sacrifice ... -looks at Jesus-

    Jesus : oh hell no..

    ‎-sends Jesus to die-

    Jesus : -_-

    God : Take it easy, man. Hahahhaha. I'm sorry.

    Satan : Imagine, you guys are so dumb. They will still follow me .. hahaha. All you have is boring church.. and songs.. and annoying people... lmfao. I have sex

    drugs and money. Who will win

    Jesus : I really hate that guy.

    God : Don't worry, Jesus...

    ‎-2000 years later-

    Jesus : Daddy.. I'm ready to go. Why are you wasting time?

    God : Relax, I'm God, you're immortal.. time passes quickly for us.

    Satan : But those guys are real idiots. I blew up the world towers, killed thousands of people. Where are you ? Hiding in heaven hahahahaha.

    God : Ok Jesus. I'm tense. Go check on them.

    ‎-Jesus goes to earth-

    Jesus : What's up? All my lovers put your hands in the air!

    -take them-

    -x years later-

    GUY#2:

    10 years later-

    Obama: Raid that mansion

    Satan: -having sex with wife- oh yeah oh yeah

    US Soldier: DIE SATAN - shoot in head -

    GUY #1 again:

    Jesus' status: But why are those guys so stupid ? They have a denomination for everything.. religion this, religion that .. Who cares about all that? smh...

    Satan's comment : Hey relax

    -God likes this-

    -Holy Spirit likes this-

    GUY #2 again..

    1,394,031 people like Satans Comment

    9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • A question to fundamentalists?

    Since you insist that the Bible is infallible and must be taken literally, doesn't this suggest that God is incapable of symbolism and thus highly limited?

    12 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Hi I'm with the Westboro Baptist Church?

    How many of you here are interested in helping us picket the funeral of a dead soldier which will be held two days from now?

    9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • A question to the atheists?

    Are you ready be roasted when the world is consumed by fire at the end of six thousand years?

    22 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Spiritually speaking, who here?

    Has read 'What's the Least I can Believe and Still be A Christian' by Martin Thielen. If you have, opinions please.

    3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Atheists, how will you feel in that day when?

    God finally lays his hand on you?

    23 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Everyone, what do you think of this quote?

    'Father and teachers, what is hell? I think it is the suffering of one who can no longer love... Men speak of hell as a physical fire. I will not look into this mystery for I am afraid. But I believe if the fire was physical, sinners would be glad, for if they were subjected to a physical ordeal, they would forget for a brief moment the infinitely more fearful spiritual torment. But it is impossible for them to escape that torment because it is within, not outside them'.- Fyodor Dostoevsky

    4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Spiritually speaking, what should I do?

    Is it wrong that I love everyone with a passion and show deep love to my boys every Sunday at church?

    10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Spiritually speaking, a quick question...?

    So I struck a deal with the pope that he'd set me up with some altar boys, if I told him the location of a hidden preschool. I kept my end of the deal, but he hasn't. What should I do?

    13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Christians I've got a question?

    How does it feel to know that Richard Dawkins is also a huge fan of Jesus? Because I was thrilled to learn that

    9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • So Creationists I have a question for you?

    How on earth could plants have been created before there was sunlight? How could they photosynthesize?

    Plants on the 3rd day

    and the Sun on the 4th day.... How does this make sense?

    31 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Christians did you know that?

    The atheists have training camps all over the country? THey're known as universities

    17 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • So, Christians you'll have to explain to me?

    'What's the point of rescuing a fish from a flood?'

    8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago