A blonde walks into a bank in New York City
and asks for the loan
She says she's going to Europe on business
for two weeks and needs to
The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
parked on the street in front of
the bank, she has the title and everything checks
The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all
enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to
drive the Rolls into the
bank's underground garage and parks it
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays
the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very
happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a
multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to borrow
The blonde replies...."Where else in New
York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke....