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Im am on here only to give answers or help if i can. I am not being mean by anything i say. So please be nice......... Thanks and to anyone on here i may have offended im really sorry.I am not a hacker or someone who sends virus,I know pc and how they work, I am here only to help.And i do not care about point's either.I get points by answering ,If some one gives me best answer that is there choice.For people on here who is asking me to help i can not reply to your emails unless your email is verfied

  • I think this is funny do you?


    A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question.

    "How did I get

    here?" she asked.

    Her mother told her, "God sent you."

    "Did God send you, too?" asked the child.

    "Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

    "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.

    "He sent them also," the mother said.

    "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.

    "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

    "So, you're telling me that there has been NO sex in

    this family for200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here!"

    36 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Why am i not getting points ?

    I got 8 emails for 8 best answers and my points have not changed at all.What the freak is going on

    2 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade ago
  • Do you like my poem?

    Tell me often that you love me,Through your talk,your actions and your gesturesDon't assume that i know it.I may show signs of embarrassment and even deny that i need it. Do it anyway. Compiment me often for job's well done and don't downgrade but reassure me when i fail.Don't take the many thing's i do for granted.Postive reinforcments and appreciation works toward making sure i repeat them.Let me know when you feel low or lonely or misunderstood.It will make me stronger to know i have the power to comfort you.Feelings unverblized can be destructive.Remember though I Love you ,I still can't always read your mindExpress joyous thoughts and feelings.They bring virtality to our relationship.It's wonderful to celebrate, non birthdays,personal Valentines day's.Give gifts of love with out reason and hear you verbalize your happiness.When you respond to me so i feel special ,it will make up for all those during the day who passed me up and did not even see me.Don't invalidate my being by telling me that what i see or feel is insignificant or not real. If i see it and feel it for me it's my experiance and therefore imporant and real.Listen to me without Judgement or preconception.Being heard ,like being seen is vital. If you truley see me and hear me as i am at that moment is is a continued affirmation of my being as we help each other to change.Touch me ,Hold me,Hug me, My physical self is revitalized by loving non verbal communication.

    12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • What are you thankfull for?

    Go to my 360 and look at the pictures of this Miracle

    The Smell Of Rain

    A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the

    Doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still

    groggy from surgery.

    Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the

    Latest news.

    That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only

    24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's

    new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing.

    At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already

    knew she was perilously premature.Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs.

    "I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could.

    "There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and

    even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be

    a very cruel one"Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described

    the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived.She would never walk, she would never talk, she would probably be

    blind, and she would certainly be prone to other catastrophic conditions from

    cerebral palsy to complete mental retardation, and on and on."No! No!" was all Diana could say.

    She and David, with their 5-year-old son Dustin, had long dreamed of

    the day they would have a daughter to become a family of four.

    Now, within a matter of hours, that dream was slipping away

    But as those first days passed, a new agony set in for David and Diana.

    Because Dana's underdeveloped nervous system was essentially 'raw', the

    lightest kiss or caress only intensified her discomfort, so they

    couldn't even cradle their tiny baby girl against their chests to offer the

    strength of their love.All they could do, as Dana struggled alone beneath the ultraviolet

    light in the tangle of tubes and wires, was to pray that God would stay close

    to their precious little girl.There was never a moment when Dana suddenly grew stronger.But as the weeks went by, she did slowly gain an ounce of weight here

    and an ounce of strength there.At last, when Dana turned two months old. her parents were able to hold

    her in their arms for the very first time.

    And two months later, though doctors continued to gently but grimly

    warn that her chances of surviving, much less living any kind of normal

    life, were next to zero, Dana went home from the hospital, just as her mother

    had predicted.Five years later, when Dana was a petite but feisty young girl with

    glittering gray eyes and an unquenchable zest for life.

    She showed no signs whatsoever of any mental or physical impairment.

    Simply, she was everything a little girl can be and more. But that

    happy ending is far from the end of her story.

    One blistering afternoon in the summer of 1996 near her home in Irving, Texas, Dana was sitting in her mother's lap in the bleachers of a local

    ball park where her brother Dustin's baseball team was practicing.

    As always, Dana was chattering nonstop with her mother and several

    other adults sitting nearby when she suddenly fell silent. Hugging her arms

    across her chest, little Dana asked, "Do you smell that?"

    Smelling the air and detecting the approach of a thunderstorm, Diana

    replied, "Yes, it smells like rain."

    Dana closed her eyes and again asked, "Do you smell that?"Once again, her mother replied, "Yes, I think we're about to get wet.

    It smells like rain."

    Still caught in the moment, Dana shook her head, patted her thin

    shoulders with her small hands and loudly announced,

    "No, it smells like Him.It smells like God when you lay your head on His chest."

    Tears blurred Diana's eyes as Dana happily hopped down to play with the

    other children.

    Before the rains came, her daughter's words confirmed what Diana and

    all the members of the extended Blessing family had known, at least in

    their hearts, all along.During those long days and nights of her first two months of her life,

    when her nerves were too sensitive for them to touch her, God was

    holding Dana on His chest and it is His loving scent that she remembers so

    well.You now have 1 of 2 choices. You can either pass this on and let other

    people catch the chills like you did or you can delete this and act

    like it didn't touch your heart like it did mine.


    "I can do all things in Him who strengthens me."

    7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Is this Funny?

    Little Mary-Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.

    Usually, she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun called on her while she was sleeping.

    Tell me Mary-Margaret, who created the universe? When Mary-Margaret didn't stir, Little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

    God Almighty, shouted Mary-Margaret.

    The Nun said "Very Good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the nun asked Mary-Margaret, Who is our Lord and Savior? But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary-Margaret in the butt.

    Jesus Christ!, shouted Mary-Margaret and the nun once again said Very Good, and Mary-Margaret fell back asleep.

    The nun asked her a third question. What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? Again Little Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary-Margaret jumped up and shouted, If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break

    12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Wall Paper Changer?

    Does anyone know of a good site other than Webshots to change your wall paper? Webshots is good but it slows down my PC

    3 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • Is this funny?

    A woman walked in her home one day and walked by her daughter's bedroom

    She heard a noise,She opened the door and saw her daughter using a vibrator

    The Mother asked what are you doing?

    The girl explained,Mom I am 32 years old,I am not that pretty ,This is the closest thing i will ever have to a husband.The mother sighed and left the room

    The next day the father walked by his daughter room and he heard a noise and opened the door and saw his daughter using a vibrator and ask What are you doing? The daughter replied Dad i am 32 years old i am not that pretty and this is the closest thing i will ever have to a husband. The dad sighed and left the room. The next day the mother came home from work and heard the same noise in the living room she saw her husband laying on the couch.She said What are you doing with that.He said me and the Son In Law are watching a football game


    Don't care who you are that's funny

    14 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • In the Movie Independence Day what is the name of the dog?

    When they are in the tunnel (Jasmine & Dillion) She screams for the dog to come when she kick's open the door. To get away from the blast what the heck is she saying when she calls for the dog. I love this movie but never could understand what she call's the dog. Thank's

    7 AnswersMovies1 decade ago
  • Help!!!What is wrong with this?

    I am trying to downlaod the New IE7and when i hit run to install after the download, nothing is happing. Am i supposed to save it under yahoo in c drive,I have hit run like it said when i started download, but nothing. I have the button that say's get it now IE7.Do i already have it? My yahoo search is now above my regular IE exspore bar and it is @ bottom.

    3 AnswersYahoo Toolbar1 decade ago
  • Does anyone know this song and who sings it?

    It is a late 60's or early 70's I think it is called Something's wrong with me. The words start like this>Yesterday i saw you on the street with someone,I said it dose'nt matter to me, It also has words like loving you is where i want to be, and somthing about tears of a clown, Serious answer's only please. Thanks

    4 AnswersMusic1 decade ago
  • Help please!!! Why am i getting this>Create File Failed; code 5 Access Denied?

    I can download music,movies,e amil attachment's But if i try to download any kind of new program,software,applications. I get this>>>Create File Failed; code 5 Access Denied How do i fix it ?what it causing it? and ,i have asked 2 questions now 3 do i loose 6 point's lol HELP PLEASE

    2 AnswersOther - Computers1 decade ago
  • Who beleive's that the Roman Catholic Church is the great whore in Revelation's?

    This is not to offend any Catholic's it is just a question.

    19 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Where does it say in the Bible where God came from?

    I know the answer. Just want to know how many know's this paticular scripture

    17 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago