I'm a 21 yr old Car salesperson. i'm engaged with 2 children of my own and 2 more step children! I believe I've been through enough in life to be able to give valid and helpful advice to the world! I love people and communicating with different kinds of personalities and beliefs! In school I was on peer counseling staff, I've always been and still considered the go to person for all of my friends and some family!! I've lived life to the fullest and learned a lot from it!! I believe life is a constant learning process and we are never too old to keep learning from it, so with that said I'm also still learning from life and I'm proud to share what I don't know and have learned from it!! So no question is too big or too stupid for me to answer!!
I have been engaged to my fiance for about 4 months and we've been together seriously for 3 years. We have a 1 year old together and we just bought our first home together and so many other things we've achieved! In short this relationship couldn't get any better! Well, with that said I cheated on him a week ago with a guy I met a club. This guy knows that I have a fiance and our agreement was to just be friends because we talked all night about people and a bunch of random things, for a while I thought he was gay because we had so much in common. Anyway we kept in touch for a week and then we had lunch one afternoon and one thing led to another and we slept together. I really regret it and I need to tell him, but I don't know how. How would you want to be told or would you want to know??? He has no idea from what I can see and I feel bad because I've been staying at my office really late just so I can have a excuse to not sleep with him. I feel so guilty! Only serious answers please!33 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT The OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL-LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER is none other than…………..Your Toothbrush!!!!! LOL15 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
CUTE HALLOWEEN JOKE
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you suppose to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"
So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed
They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just too darn cute. Who are you this time?"
"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black.
Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again.This time when he opens the door, there stand the two children, but this time they are BUCK NAKED!!"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?" he asks.
"Chocolate M&M's," said the little girl.
"I'm plain. He's got nuts!"16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
My fiance's name is EriK and his bestfriends/business partners name is known as Easy but his name is also Eric. They are starting a production and entertainment company. I was aksed to think of some names for the company. These two guys are a bit ghetto but they're still totally professional about their business so I can't use anything that has to do with hustlin', drugs,sex, or gang affiliation. So I came up with 'Be Eeasy Productions' my brain is having a lapse and I was just told to think of names last night so I haven't had much time. Would like to know if anyone has either heard of this name or if it's just not very entertaining. I'm taking any suggestions also.4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
I believe Bonethugs4lyfe just stole an answer from someone and posted it as his own question. Check out bonethugs4lyfe's question, I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone? Echo C answered with I dreamed I was eating candy floss and now our cat is missing. then bonethugs4lyfe posted it as his own! Coincidence or not?7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
Almost 2 yrs ago I found out hat I had HPV and what that meant for me(high-risk for cervical cancer) well after I went and got things checked out, my doctor told me everything was fine, but get checked in a year! Well 3mo later I found out I was pregnant with my daughter and my doctor kept a very close eye on me everything turned out fine I gad a healthy baby girl. So 3 weeks ago I go in for my normal yearly and find out that I don't have HPV but I may have some cancerous cells developing, I just found out less than 5min ago but I'm afraid of dying and I don't know how to tell him what's up! He'll be home in about an hour. How do I prepare myself and my family for the worst! I'm not sure I'm strong enough to stand up and face what may happen to me! Anyone know of or been iin a situation like this?6 AnswersWomen's Health1 decade ago
Hi, I'm Sylvia. Im using my cousins account for my question today. Anyway I've been dating this guy for a little over a year and we've been through some things only real serious couples go through. So I'm not sure if he's scared or if he really does only see me as a sex toy. He's there is a 14 year difference in age and I'm starting to think I might be an ego booster for him. He assures me that he likes me and being with me and I believe him but I'm just not sure what to think now. I have told him a couple of times that I want to be with him but once he told me that if we commit each other to a title he'll probably just screw it up and do something to make me hate him. Another time he said he wants to just stay where he's comfortable. But both times he says what he has to say and then avoides talking about it or just starts to kiss and touch me, which I fall for everytime. This Sucks, I really do love this guy but I don't think he understands how I feel about him. Serious advice only!2 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships1 decade ago