• Townes Van Zandt at the Old Quarter?

    Does anyone know the address of the original Old Quarter in Houston where Townes recorded his album? I know the bar is not there anymore. I'd just like to know where it was for some research I'm doing.
    Does anyone know the address of the original Old Quarter in Houston where Townes recorded his album? I know the bar is not there anymore. I'd just like to know where it was for some research I'm doing.
    1 answer · Country · 5 years ago
  • Is discoloration on the feet and ankles an indication of HIV?

    This is in regards to something I read on another site.
    This is in regards to something I read on another site.
    1 answer · STDs · 6 years ago
  • U.S Naval ranks WWII?

    I recently found a log book of the ship my father was on in WWII.His rank was listed as MaM3/C.Does anyone know what this means?I'm trying to get some idea of what his duties were on the ship.
    I recently found a log book of the ship my father was on in WWII.His rank was listed as MaM3/C.Does anyone know what this means?I'm trying to get some idea of what his duties were on the ship.
    5 answers · History · 7 years ago
  • I had a date with a woman in a wheelchair...?

    ....I stood her up........that's when she fell for me.......after that she was a drag.......
    ....I stood her up........that's when she fell for me.......after that she was a drag.......
    5 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 8 years ago
  • Who else is tired of all this Gates crap...?

    I mean,really now,does nobody see the total crap in this?This isn't about "equality".That's already been achieved and then some.Hell,the president that's holding this so called "meeting"(i.e.press opportunity),is black.How much more equal do you want to be?At what point does this stop being about equality and more... show more
    I mean,really now,does nobody see the total crap in this?This isn't about "equality".That's already been achieved and then some.Hell,the president that's holding this so called "meeting"(i.e.press opportunity),is black.How much more equal do you want to be?At what point does this stop being about equality and more about superiority?Give it up.The race card has been played and is worn out.So worn that you can spot it in the deck from across the room.The black race should just be happy with equality and drop it.Quit beating the hell out of a dead horse.If they keep this up eventually it's going to backfire.
    8 answers · Current Events · 8 years ago
  • To all the W.A.S.P's on here...?

    Do you think that if a police officer asked for your I.D.(which you're required by law to show if asked)and you initially went totally ballistic on this officer,then continued to compound the problem by becoming even more antagonistic,you wouldn't be arrested simply because you are white?
    Do you think that if a police officer asked for your I.D.(which you're required by law to show if asked)and you initially went totally ballistic on this officer,then continued to compound the problem by becoming even more antagonistic,you wouldn't be arrested simply because you are white?
    5 answers · Current Events · 8 years ago
  • Can we all step back and think about this?

    I just made a tongue in cheek comment on another question about shooters in Dallas and the 911 conspiracy.Even if these things are true,it's out of our hands and out of our control.Think about this...the U.S. is currently involved in two wars.Military recruitment was at an all time low.Then the economy tanked.Hundreds of young people were... show more
    I just made a tongue in cheek comment on another question about shooters in Dallas and the 911 conspiracy.Even if these things are true,it's out of our hands and out of our control.Think about this...the U.S. is currently involved in two wars.Military recruitment was at an all time low.Then the economy tanked.Hundreds of young people were without jobs.Suddenly military recruitment is surging.Could this be an orchestrated plan by the "powers that be"?Think about it.There's a lot of money in war.The next question is:What can we do about it?We can rant and rave all we want.There's never going to be another revolution in the U.S.They've got us.Uh,excuse me,the FBI is knocking at my door...
    3 answers · Current Events · 8 years ago
  • Who else thinks those Somalian pirates are idiots?

    I mean,really.There's only four of them,they're in a lifeboat that's out of fuel,they only have one (count 'em) hostage,and they're armed with nothing bigger than an AK-47.
    I mean,really.There's only four of them,they're in a lifeboat that's out of fuel,they only have one (count 'em) hostage,and they're armed with nothing bigger than an AK-47.
    8 answers · Current Events · 8 years ago
  • Black eyed peas,cabbage and pork...?

    Does anyone know the history behind the Southern tradition of having these as your meal on New Years Day?
    Does anyone know the history behind the Southern tradition of having these as your meal on New Years Day?
    3 answers · Other - Food & Drink · 9 years ago
  • I'm Texan myself...?

    Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and... show more
    Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."
    6 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • How much would he be worth?

    Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule... show more
    Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, 'Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?' 'Well,' Jake replied, 'The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, 'Is that mule for sale!?'
    7 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • I'm sure this has been hear before...?

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.... show more
    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
    14 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • What is your take on the Joe Horn situation?

    Mine is that both of those turds were illegal immigrants,one of them already having served time for dealing cocaine.I know at least one,if not both,had already been deported at least once.They were also both suspected of being in an organized Columbian crime ring.They were in this country illegally.They were both career criminals.They had no... show more
    Mine is that both of those turds were illegal immigrants,one of them already having served time for dealing cocaine.I know at least one,if not both,had already been deported at least once.They were also both suspected of being in an organized Columbian crime ring.They were in this country illegally.They were both career criminals.They had no rights.As far as I'm concerned,they were both foreign invaders and should have been shot before they had the chance to do what they did.It's been said that the death penalty is not a deterrent to crime.I bet it would be a lot more effective if it were instant and on the spot. Way to go,Joe.Kill 'em all.
    5 answers · Houston · 9 years ago
  • Gotta have a turkey joke today?

    Recently I received a parrot as a gift. > > > The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse > > > vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, > > > obnoxious and laced with profanity. > > > > > > I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by > > > consistently... show more
    Recently I received a parrot as a gift. > > > The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse > > > vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, > > > obnoxious and laced with profanity. > > > > > > I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by > > > consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, > > > and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. > > > > > > Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. > > > The parrot yelled back. > > > I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. > > > > > > So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the > > > bird and put him in the freezer. > > > For a few minutes the parrot squawked > > > and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. > > > Not a peep was heard for over a minute. > > > Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the > > > freezer. > > > > > > The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched > > > arms and said > > > "I believe I may have offended you with my rude > > > language and actions. > > > I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate > > > transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can > > > to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." > > > > > > I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. > > > As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a > > > dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, > > > > > > "May I ask what the turkey did?" > > > > > > > > > > > > HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
    8 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Does anyone...?

    ...actually believe that "rap" is music?
    ...actually believe that "rap" is music?
    2 answers · R&B & Soul · 10 years ago
  • Marriage in Texas?

    If you get married by a J.P. in Texas,are you required to have a witness?
    If you get married by a J.P. in Texas,are you required to have a witness?
    3 answers · Marriage & Divorce · 10 years ago
  • If you believe in telekinesis...?

    ...raise my hand.
    ...raise my hand.
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • Say this as fast as you can...?

    I'm not a fig plucker or a fig plucker's son But I'll pluck them figs 'til a fig plucker comes
    I'm not a fig plucker or a fig plucker's son But I'll pluck them figs 'til a fig plucker comes
    8 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 10 years ago
  • Cowboy Chapstick...?

    The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse,... show more
    The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister..." "Sheriff?" "Did I just see what I think I just saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..." "And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked." Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago