I am an old guy living in Texas with my fiancee and our new son. I love the outdoors and Surfing the internet.
To be more specific, Y! Pool is in a terrible situation right now. I stopped playing many years ago because of a bot problem. I started playing again a couple weeks ago.
Incredibly, the same problem still exists. There are programs available that allow a malicious person to fill a room with 250 ID's and kick out whoever is already there, even if you are in the middle of a game.
I have a few suggestions to fix this problem, and I think Yahoo could profit by taking positive action to police their property.1 AnswerOther - Yahoo Products8 years ago
A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by
one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the
examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran
down the hall. An older
doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and
she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down in another room
and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down
hallway to the back where the first doctor was and
demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is
63 years old, she has four grown children and seven
grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor calmly continued to write on his
clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still
have the hiccups?"7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
Home Depot customers
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever
scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get
supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come
over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield
with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer
them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a
ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You
agree, and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September
4th, 9th, 10th, Twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th.
Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times
just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming
So, be careful.9 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
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Ten years ago, I was behind my boss at a stop light.
When the light turned green, I laid on the horn.
The poor guy stalled his car, he was so startled.
Whenever I think about it, I giggle like a school girl.5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
I doubt he sounds like Charleston Heston or James Earl Jones.16 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in
Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with
his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen
minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely
asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward
the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and
slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with
delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in
the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili
into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far
as I got, too..19 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
Pesky lil @$$%$#!!!18 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage when it was full?8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
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I think it's time to spice that stuff up!15 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
What's the best way to drink Cutty Sark? I have an old bottle that's been around for years,any good recipes
Or should I drink it in shots,or on the rocks?10 AnswersBeer, Wine & Spirits1 decade ago
How can I contact someone with NASCAR? I have an idea to make the races safer and more exciting. Anybody know?
The idea is simple.
With 25 laps to go, throw a caution and freeze the field.
Cars that are laps down are done for the day.
Allow the crews to make final adjustments for five minutes.
Put them back on the track in the same running order as before the caution, and Hang On!
Any additions and improvements to this idea are welcome.
Take your time and really think about it, I will read all posts.
Any crap about NASCAR not being a sport,being boring, blah blah blah will be reported as not an answer.9 AnswersAuto Racing1 decade ago
I use a firewall called ProtectX Professional Edition, and it warns me when a connection is attempted and it also gives me the option of finding out where the attempt was made from. It is ALWAYS an Asian address. Should I worry?5 AnswersSecurity1 decade ago