I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog, and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally believing it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
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I have a chainsaw with a 28cc 2 stroke engine and a pull cord start. it's always been a bit tempremental to start but now refuses completely apart from a few pop-pop-pops. Fuel is fresh and correct mixture. Plug gives spark and there is vapour in the cylinder head when plug removed. Any ideas ??8 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs1 decade ago
£102.4bn: Spent by foreign bidders buying British companies so far this year*
£645.7bn: Spent on buying British companies since Labour came to power in 1997*
£18bn: Value of the biggest foreign takeover of a UK firm - the sale of 02 to Spain's Telefonica
626: Number of British companies falling into foreign hands so far this year*
9: Number of FTSE 100 companies 'taken out' or under offer from foreign bidders in past two years
7: Number of Premiership football clubs bought or about to be bought by foreign investors
3m: Number of British jobs dependent on foreign owners
20%: Of Britain's GDP contributed by foreign-owned companies
£1bn: Estimated value of tax breaks enjoyed by Spain's Iberdrola as a result of its buyout of Scottish Power
0: Number of developed countries other than Britain that have an open-door policy on foreign takeovers
* source: Dealogic11 AnswersCorporations1 decade ago
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